RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[B_Metal]

BACK OFF!!! I CALLED DIBS!!! lulz

[Timothy225]

Brings back memories of Oktoberfest at Great Adventure. The girls that worked the event all dressed like that, and we were thankful.

[Matt]

How is that blonde not in pron?

[B_Metal]

She is. IN MY MIND!!!

[BillyG]

Seen that blonde before. So hot. Like Elisha Cuthbert almost.

And only Vidor brags about the klan.

[PHEDG]

"Those bells haven't rung in years."
"What do they mean?"
"There going to hang somebody."
"Dad!"

[Timothy225]

How is that blonde not in pron?

She is. IN MY MIND!!!

C'mon, guys! Do we have to go there when we see a picture of a beautiful girl, wearing a revealing blouse, her healthy, sensual bosom peeking out? That long, slender, neck leading to moist, wet lips, in front of a dazzling white smile, her soft and delicate tongue darting playfully in her mouth as she anticipates the ice cold, refreshing beer that she will use to slake her lusty thirst? The same beer that will cascade down her smooth, enticing, throat, cooling her body temperature enough that her dainty, pink nipples might rise from her voluptuous breasts, causing her blouse to swell a bit, as a coquettish and impish smile plays along her gorgeous face. Perhaps a little bit of beer might trickle down her neck, maybe adding a bit of a glisten to her breastbone, setting off her cleavage in a misty...

I'll stop now, as I'm really breathing funny.

[Nathan]

"Those bells haven't rung in years."
"What do they mean?"
"There going to hang somebody."
"Dad!"

Win.

[Ben Thomas]

Tim wins.

All things interwebz.

[Matt]

KEANUUUUUUUUUU!!!! TETSUOOOOOOOOOO!!! KEANUUUUUUU!!!! TETSUOOOOOOO!!!!

If they go this route, they almost HAVE to cast Alex Winter as Tetsuo.

[Captain Russ]

Still a bad idea, even with Ortiz The Dog Boy as the lead.

I'd rather see Ninja Scroll go live-action.

[Matt]

hell YES on 'Ninja Scroll'.

[BillyG]

Yeah, rock monsters that rape and die via poisoned vagina would go well in live action.

/drippingsarcasmfrompoisonvag

[Captain Russ]

Bill, you are shitting on the parade.

WHY ARE YOU SHITTING ON THE PARADE?

[Captain Russ]

I bet you have a subscription to that magazine, Shit Parader.