New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Ben Thomas]

Reckon Battleship will do Transformers business?

I think its too stupid looking and laughable for that sized audience to get behind. Let's not forget that women helped make the Transformers franchise the mega-sized hit that it was. I'm not sure if this has the same trans-gender appeal.

[BillyG]

Transformers won't have the manchild audience.

EDIT: Derp meant Battleship won't have Transformers manchild audience

[Matt]

I'm not sure if this has the same trans-gender appeal.

S/He can't wait!

[IggytheBorg]

AAAHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!!! MATT, YOU BASTARD!!!

[B_Metal]

or he's a guy burying himself in his work because he took his wife's death hard.

Sadly, that's what I've heard.

I can understand that. It's sad but I'm not sure how I'd react to my wife being gone.

[BillyG]

Every Sherlock Holmes commercial makes me want to see it less. And I love Guy Ritchie, and really liked the first Holmes.

[B_Metal]

Every Sherlock Holmes commercial makes me want to see it less. And I love Guy Ritchie, and really liked the first Holmes.

Same. It's on like every 12 minutes. Over saturation to the max.

[FilmNerdJamie]

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All for that last ten seconds? I hope they don't plan of doing that for the entire movie.

[Ben Thomas]

Pass.

[Jan]

I´d have to realize that this is really coming out someday to pass on it. I guess I´ll have forgotten this movie exists as soon as I leave this thread.

This trailer feels like mashed together cut scenes from the last two installments.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll see it. I still dig on the first one alot.

[Jan]

The premise of this series is so ripe of potential that I actively felt angry after part one about all those missed oportunities. They should have gone way more bonkers with that premise.

[Abraham Smashington]

BUT THEY DID BECAUSE MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AN ALIEN AND OMG MY BRAIN EXPLODEDDdzzzz

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Matt]

What kind of hyperbolic youth extension chamber is Will Smith sleeping in? Jesus, he looks younger than he did in INDEPENDENCE DAY. Does he have a picture in his attic that is aging on his behalf? Is it Scientology?