New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[B_Metal]

I kind of wish to not see Johnny Depp until he's playing something different than his usual.

[Captain Russ]

Well at least James The Badger Dale and Luther's Duckfaced Killer Girl are getting more work.

[Matt]

Here you go: new (final) trailer for THE LONE RANGER: http://movies.yahoo.com/lone-ranger-live/

[Martin]

Tell me more of this sound design in gonzo porn.

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"yes yes yes yes!!!"
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"I'm sorrrrry!"
"shut up baby"
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[BillyG]

Lone Ranger is the Duddets of westerns.

[Matt]

This iteration of the Lone Ranger is going to make people yearn for Klinton Spilsbury.

[Abraham Smashington]

Tell me more of this sound design in gonzo porn.

[Martin]

WWW gets a pass from me for the steampunk shit. It's a complete shit movie but I do like the steampunk thugs and Kenneth's spider chair stuff.

Never saw Jonah Hex.

As much as I like Steampunk, this is like liking sound design in gonzo porn.

[Abraham Smashington]

WWW gets a pass from me for the steampunk shit. It's a complete shit movie but I do like the steampunk thugs and Kenneth's spider chair stuff.

Never saw Jonah Hex.

[Martin]

And that's the reason why I'm interested. Because it doesn't look like a normal western.

THESE ALSO DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A NORMAL WESTERN, ROB:

[Timothy225]

I'm gonna swim against the stream here and hope The Lone Ranger turns out to be a good flick. Yeah, I'm old fashioned - I like the character and Tonto, and used to watch the old shows with my grandparents when I was a kid. It's a neat touchstone for me, and I hope the flick is entertaining enough.

Otherwise, back to the old Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels stuff!

[Abraham Smashington]

I want tonto to use his crow as a phone

[Matt]

We need a picture of Duddets in a cowboy hat. For Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

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