New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Matt]

And that's the reason why I'm interested. Because it doesn't look like a normal western.

You want a western with shit weasels in it.

[Abraham Smashington]

And that's the reason why I'm interested. Because it doesn't look like a normal western.

[Matt]

The thing is, I SHOULD be all over this. It's a western, fer cryin' out loud. It just looks so damned overdone and out there. Ugh.

[Martin]

I HOPE YOU SHIT BLOOD AS YOU WATCH IT, IG!

Seriously, as a fellow breeder, I understand the pain.

[IggytheBorg]

My son announced the other day that The Lone Ranger is his favorite cowboy, so I know I'm gonna have to see this. I for one hope it's at least watchable. Thanks for wishing I have a bad time at the theatre, fellas!

[PHEDG]

I think the music used in the trailer is pretty fucking awesome. Something akin to the Sherlock Holmes soundtrack.

[Martin]

I also want a fail.

[Captain Russ]

I know why.

It was a lame idea even when I was a kid and is tenfold now, Depp is over his quota for asinine characters in asinine films by about twelve, and Gore picked this project randomly out of Bruckheimer's hat-shaped nutsack.

[Matt]

I want THE LONE RANGER to fail. Badly. I don't know why I bear it such ill will but so be it.

[Martin]

Fichtner might be the one bright spot in a sea of poo that look like The Lone Ranger is. Goddamn this looks bad.

[Abraham Smashington]

I know no one cares about The Lone Ranger but I had no idea William Fichtner was in it. I'm sure I'll see this as it reminds me of the first Pirates flick.

[Matt]

Hmmm, Catching Fire looks more interesting than the first snooze-fest, but it seems decidedly light on action. And does anyone else find Liam Hemsworth completely non-existent in everything he's been in?

They aren't showing anything from the second half of the movie: like the first one, the second half will be an edition of the hunger games.

[Ben Thomas]

Hmmm, Catching Fire looks more interesting than the first snooze-fest, but it seems decidedly light on action. And does anyone else find Liam Hemsworth completely non-existent in everything he's been in?

[B_Metal]

The look on his face really sells it.

[gravedigger]

That Austin/Jericho gif is great.