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I want THE LONE RANGER to fail. Badly. I don't know why I bear it such ill will but so be it.
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Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by Martin -
I know why.
It was a lame idea even when I was a kid and is tenfold now, Depp is over his quota for asinine characters in asinine films by about twelve, and Gore picked this project randomly out of Bruckheimer's hat-shaped nutsack.Me quick one want slowComment
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I also want a fail.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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I think the music used in the trailer is pretty fucking awesome. Something akin to the Sherlock Holmes soundtrack.Comment
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My son announced the other day that The Lone Ranger is his favorite cowboy, so I know I'm gonna have to see this. I for one hope it's at least watchable. Thanks for wishing I have a bad time at the theatre, fellas!I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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I HOPE YOU SHIT BLOOD AS YOU WATCH IT, IG!
Seriously, as a fellow breeder, I understand the pain.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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The thing is, I SHOULD be all over this. It's a western, fer cryin' out loud. It just looks so damned overdone and out there. Ugh.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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And that's the reason why I'm interested. Because it doesn't look like a normal western."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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You want a western with shit weasels in it.Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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SIGN ME THE FUCK UP"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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We need a picture of Duddets in a cowboy hat. For Rob.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I want tonto to use his crow as a phone"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I'm gonna swim against the stream here and hope The Lone Ranger turns out to be a good flick. Yeah, I'm old fashioned - I like the character and Tonto, and used to watch the old shows with my grandparents when I was a kid. It's a neat touchstone for me, and I hope the flick is entertaining enough.
Otherwise, back to the old Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels stuff!Comment
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THESE ALSO DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A NORMAL WESTERN, ROB:Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
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WWW gets a pass from me for the steampunk shit. It's a complete shit movie but I do like the steampunk thugs and Kenneth's spider chair stuff.
Never saw Jonah Hex."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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