DARK SOULS: A Masochist's Love Letter

[Captain Russ]

This game is equal parts elation and intense hatred, bordering on homicidal madness. Please be advised if you do decide to pick it up later on.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, I'm sure this will be one of those "errebody outta the house, I'm bout to yell at teh game" games. But it looks and sounds like so much fun when you reach a goal/get past something.

[Captain Russ]

Yep and yep.

I await a late night visit from the local cops because I've been hurling insults at the screen for the last four hours.

[B_Metal]

Cop:"Sir we've had reports of a domestic dispute"

Russ: *pointing at his screen* "I live alone and I'm playing Dark Souls"

Cop:"Want me to tazer your TV?"

[Captain Russ]

Hahahaha

They'll probably just taze me and play for free while I'm on the floor incapacitated.

Won't be a beer left in the fridge.

[B_Metal]

Lulz, and they'll bash in your tv once the game ragefucks them.

[Captain Russ]

And out of the corner of my eye, in the pool of drool and tears, I'll see them do it and think "I was just about to do that, then you guys showed up."

[BillyG]

The heart of the forest is the best thing ever. Going to get hundreds of thousands of souls, level my magics, upgraded a weapon like a boss, then level my stats up to stupid levels. Need to see what the cost of souls would be to level str to 50.

[Captain Russ]

Mwahahahaha yes

[Captain Russ]

I've given a name to my pain. It is called The Dukes Archives/Crystal Caves. So many cheap bastards in one place, so little patience.

[BillyG]

Got 200K in about 30 minutes. Got 20 levels from that, bumped my dex and str to 24 each, then added to my vitality and endurance. Not sure where to even go now. Blight town i think. FUCK.

[Captain Russ]

Got 200K in about 30 minutes. Got 20 levels from that, bumped my dex and str to 24 each, then added to my vitality and endurance. Not sure where to even go now. Blight town i think. FUCK.

Godspeed friend.

I got cursed, had to leave the Crystal Shitship, get that undone, and now I'm just farming titanite chunks until I upgrade my winged lightning spear enough to throw Seath in a fucking hurt locker.

[Captain Russ]

It's like this game is operating on a crabcore Immortal tempo, whilst I'm beeboppin' and scattin' to some fucking Dean Martin.

And yet, IDGAF. I am kind of in love the difficulty curve. If anyone wishes to let me borrow their BS3 for a week or two so I can burn through its predecessor, I would not be opposed to the idea.

[BillyG]

So, why all the crying on the internet over Blight Town? Might have been the fastest I moved through a zone. And the boss was stupid easy. Like...tedious it was so stupid easy. Circle strafe like its 1999. Snuck down to get my gold hemmed gear, ended up with a demon boss that glitched and died. Awesome. Came back to find my firekeeper dead, that sucks.

[Captain Russ]

Probably has something to do with your roided up character.

Maybe, possibly. Just puttin' it out there.