MASS EFFECT 3: The Mass Erectest

[gravedigger]

I still don't understand how people could have been done with this game a week after it was released. I played for 2 1/2 hours tonight and the vast majority of that time was spent talking to people on the Citadel collecting another round of side missions. Barely anything happened to advance the plot.

ETA: I have about 23 hours in and the next priority mission is about visiting the quarians. It doesn't seem like I only have seven hours to go.

[Captain Russ]

I want to kick whoever designed the end sequence in the fucking balls.

That marauder cumdumpster won't fucking die.

[Captain Russ]

I still don't understand how people could have been done with this game a week after it was released. I played for 2 1/2 hours tonight and the vast majority of that time was spent talking to people on the Citadel collecting another round of side missions. Barely anything happened to advance the plot.

ETA: I have about 23 hours in and the next priority mission is about visiting the quarians. It doesn't seem like I only have seven hours to go.

If you're at the geth/quarian arc, you're about 2/3rds of the way done.

[Martin]

So let me see: the ending sucks, and it's fucking short?

I'm sooooooooo buying this on sale.

[BillyG]

30~ hours isn't really short. It's the same length as ME1 and ME2.

Grave, the side missions are nothing. They are made up of "oh I scanned this planet" and there are only I think 5 N7 missions and the longest of those is maybe 20 minutes.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm with Grave on this one. I'm talking to EVERYONE and scanning ALL OF THE THINGS. I did bang Diana last night. Sorry Liara :/

[gravedigger]

I had all the ladies wanting to visit the Captain's quarters last night. I was all, "sorry, broads, Miranda's back in town."

[Abraham Smashington]

Also trying to bang Traynor. All Liara wants is to snuggle. LET ME GET MY DICK WET.

[BillyG]

I did all the side missions. I probably missed a total of like 15% of the scans, and there are a fucking LOT of scans.

[Abraham Smashington]

You guys play way more than me, and I thought I played alot.

[BillyG]

I game in bunches. When a big new release comes out I will power through it as hard as I can. I have a horrible habit of taking a game out of the console, and never touching it again regardless of how much I want to get back into it. That's why SSX, Dark Souls, MW3 and Enslaved have been ignored.

[Abraham Smashington]

SSX is being ignored because you can't touch my scores.

[BillyG]

I got aggravated with it, couldn't figure out what I was possibly doing wrong. Didn't break my heart when ME3 came out so I could put SSX on the shelf.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's cool, I'm currently trying to beat Justin Clark's score on one of my runs. I always get like a few thousand points close to it. SOOOO CLOOOSSEE

[Captain Russ]

I'm with Grave on this one. I'm talking to EVERYONE and scanning ALL OF THE THINGS. I did bang Diana last night. Sorry Liara :/

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAACE