L.A. Noire

[Captain Russ]

no, we need less people stopping right in the middle of the sidewalks on Hollywood to take pictures of a likely piss-covered star

Hahahahahaha

Probably a bad idea in reality.

Sanandreasly, that's probably my favorite case.

[BillyG]

Malachi from Children of the Corn plays a pedo/peeping tom.

He will always be the creepy dude from The Burbs to me.

[Captain Russ]

Welp, on to arson.

Vice was alright, but still lacked that wallop that was the closing case in Homicide.

The psychiatrist Fontaine is a goddamn clownshoe.

[gravedigger]

He will always be the creepy dude from The Burbs to me.

"It came with the frame."

Thanks for the link to the film reels/cars. I haven't even started looking for them yet.

I feel like this game is telling me I'm terrible at my real job when I miss a question or 3-star a case.

[B_Metal]

Every chase feels like it's set up to make me run over pedestrians. Lulz

[Anderson]

Every chase feels like it's set up to make me run over pedestrians. Lulz

I fucking plastered one like the Michael Myers impersonator in Halloween 2 (1981).

[Captain Russ]

*Finds Phantom Corsair*

I'M BATMAN

[B_Metal]

I fucking plastered one like the Michael Myers impersonator in Halloween 2 (1981).

Hahaha, they just run right in front of me. And my siren? Fucking useless, cars just drive out in front of me from all angles. That being said I still <3 this game.

[gravedigger]

Really? I've found the siren to be very effective for cars.

...not so effective for the dumbass pedestrians who dive INTO the alley I'm driving down.

[Captain Russ]

Dunno what is wrong with y'alls sirens.

They work pretty well as long as you can maneuver when someone is making a left turn.

Just as long as you keep the pursuit up, the fugitive will always screw up. Always.

If anything is shitty it is the handbrake.

The handbrake is your enemy.

[B_Metal]

I only have problems at intersections, seems like 27 cars are all crossing if I'm going straight. Turning I have no issues on really as the cars handle well but crossing intersections is like playing frogger 90% of the time.

[Anderson]

I have no qualms with the death of innocents, as long as I pursue a perp. Accidents will happen.

[Abraham Smashington]

I fucking plastered one like the Michael Myers impersonator in Halloween 2 (1981).

Lol

[gravedigger]

Man, why am I always missing one clue on every case? I search the fuck out of every location. Must be from a botched interview. I'm kind of starting to get pissed at the interrogations.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm seriously loving the fuck out of this game.