I don't think pickup lines ever worked. I think they were designed for comedians to talk about how stupid they are.
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Originally posted by Rob View PostYou know what works:
"Hi, I'm [insert your name here] I noticed you enjoy [insert common interest here] and I find that neat/cool/rad/boss/tubular/radical/bodacious/sweet/fucking sweet/totally awesome/goddamn exhilarating/orgasmically pleasing/cool/fantastical/hot tranny mess/hot fierce mess/etc. Would you like to grab a drink or maybe a smoke or maybe play a multiplayer game of Advanced Wars DS [all depends on who you are hitting on] and talk more about it?"
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"Hi. My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."
Either, or.
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Originally posted by EdHocken View PostI don't think pickup lines ever worked. I think they were designed for comedians to talk about how stupid they are.
Pickup lines work. You just have to know how to use them. You also need a lot of date rape drugs.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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Originally posted by Phat Dizaztr View PostWhen I asked Jaimie to marry me I said, "will you be my player 2"
She told me to fuck off. Then I date raped her and got her prego.
And that son is how you were born. That's what I'll tell him.
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