i'd fight my way...

[nerdious dorkus]

through the enrichment center for aperture science laboratories, for a change to have cake with you. even if the cake was a lie.

post your nerdy pick up lines.







i might or might not use them when hitting on a girl. although, the chance of me hitting on a girl is 33.23, repeating, of course.

[ScooterLaBeef]

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long

[Nathan]

You know what's 12 inches and white? Nothin'.

[Nathan]

Points to anyone who knows where I got that.

[ScooterLaBeef]

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

[Nathan]

I'll show you the best 30 seconds of your life. Afterwards, Mr Franklin and all his friends here will be yours.

[Abraham Smashington]

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long

Not nerdy, and would never work.

[Nathan]

Not nerdy, and would never work.

What pick-up lines actually do work? None that I am aware of.

[nerdious dorkus]

nerdy, guys. nerdy.

i'd run through every level, bop every goomba, and storm each castle, just to catch a glimpse of you.

[nerdious dorkus]

you just made me level up in my pants. ok that's pretty wrong. hahaha.

[Abraham Smashington]

You know what works:

"Hi, I'm [insert your name here] I noticed you enjoy [insert common interest here] and I find that neat/cool/rad/boss/tubular/radical/bodacious/sweet/fucking sweet/totally awesome/goddamn exhilarating/orgasmically pleasing/cool/fantastical/hot tranny mess/hot fierce mess/etc. Would you like to grab a drink or maybe a smoke or maybe play a multiplayer game of Advanced Wars DS [all depends on who you are hitting on] and talk more about it?"

or

"Hi. My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."

Either, or.

[Nathan]

I'll crank up my Piston Honda and polish up my Bald Bull to show you that I'm Kid Dyanamite.

Better?

[nerdious dorkus]

hot tranny mess

this disturbed me a little.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll be your Brock Samson if you'll be my Molotov Cocktease.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Heres one for you Nerdious

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math:
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