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Originally posted by nerdious dorkus
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Haaa, WTF! We need more smiley's helper monkey... I need the one that is crying with pounding fist!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Here you are Rob....
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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let's be like ari and schlonk it!
you make my laser gun go pew pew pew.Comment
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Don't push it buddy, you should never make promises you can't keep.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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How about:
You wanna put your "My Buddy" in my "Kid Sister"??"Uh, whose car is that out front?"
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
"Can you feel the love?....Nub Nub...."
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Let’s play lab tech. First we’ll need some bodily fluids.
Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Potential gay pickup line.. (I personally like girls) Do you wonder what would happen if we cross streams?
Can I get a ectoplasm sample from you for testing?... with my mouth
hahaTurd Stick.... http://www.blainegarrett.com<br />Krapp's Last 'Cast.... http://www.krappslastcast.comComment
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if i was borg, i'd assimilate you.
where are your r or z buttons cause i want to see you to do a barrel roll.Last edited by nerdious dorkus; 06-24-2008, 02:30 AM.Comment
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Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on "stunning".
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch "Dr. Who"?"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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lulz to this thread."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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So, you down for a little backwards compatibility or what? O_o"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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I've never used a pick-up line (then again I've never needed to either). If you guys are anything like me, you wear your geekiness/nerdness on your sleeve. If girls/guys are into nerds/geeks then they can read the signs without a line. They are fun to read though.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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