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  • #46
    I don't think pickup lines ever worked. I think they were designed for comedians to talk about how stupid they are.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Rob View Post
      You know what works:

      "Hi, I'm [insert your name here] I noticed you enjoy [insert common interest here] and I find that neat/cool/rad/boss/tubular/radical/bodacious/sweet/fucking sweet/totally awesome/goddamn exhilarating/orgasmically pleasing/cool/fantastical/hot tranny mess/hot fierce mess/etc. Would you like to grab a drink or maybe a smoke or maybe play a multiplayer game of Advanced Wars DS [all depends on who you are hitting on] and talk more about it?"

      or

      "Hi. My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."

      Either, or.
      I shall update my dating profile with this, just as it is!
      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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      • #48
        haha. Let me know if that works.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #49
          Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
          I don't think pickup lines ever worked. I think they were designed for comedians to talk about how stupid they are.

          Pickup lines work. You just have to know how to use them. You also need a lot of date rape drugs.
          My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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          • #50
            "hey baby I'ma rock your vagine even though you got dem Fred Flintstone legs"
            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

            ~            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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            • #51
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #52
                haha.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #53
                  When I asked Jaimie to marry me I said, "will you be my player 2"

                  She told me to fuck off. Then I date raped her and got her prego.

                  And that son is how you were born. That's what I'll tell him.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Phat Dizaztr View Post
                    When I asked Jaimie to marry me I said, "will you be my player 2"

                    She told me to fuck off. Then I date raped her and got her prego.

                    And that son is how you were born. That's what I'll tell him.

                    Must fight the urge to find you cool.
                    My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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                    • #55
                      Let me show you my carbon nanotube.*


                      *Holy smokes!
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #56
                        One-liners can potentially help.
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #57
                          For the Magic nerds:

                          You must have a mana symbol on your ass...

                          or

                          I want to empty my mana pool into you.
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • #58
                            Let me tap that mana...
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #59
                              Wasn't there a wall of flesh card in Magic? Well, there ya go.
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • #60
                                I'd sparkle all over you.
                                The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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