Mad Mel

[Ed Hocken]

If this whole thing was caused by Forever Young, I will not be surprised.

[Timothy225]

That far back, huh? Man, did I miss a meeting there. Shame really, as I liked his performance in that flick.

[Captain Russ]

I think he went method, started wearing a half-mask, and lost part of himself during the production.

And then he replaced that half-face with one covered in blue. He hasn't been the same since.

[Matt]

I blame 'Bird on a Wire'. Not just for for Mel going batshit but also for AIDS.

[B_Metal]

I think Mel, much like Tom Cruise was always bat shit insane, matter of fact I think Mel didn't know he was "acting" until Bird on a Wire.

[gravedigger]

And now the fucking Beaver movie's delayed.

THIS IS BULLSHIT

What?! TOTAL BULLSHIT

[Nathan]

Even more audio. Put his ass on suicide watch.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...-her-listen-it

[Matt]

Wow, I just listened to that new audio file. Honestly, I don't know HOW he can recover from that. This is career ending stuff.

[Timothy225]

I'm really eager to see how Mel and his (new) people are going to try and spin this, 'cause sooner or later he'll have to issue a statement.

"Blah, blah, blah, rehab, blah, blah, blah, sensitivity training, blah, blah, PSA, blah, blah, off his meds, blah, blah."

[V]

I'd say more life ending...

There's nowhere on the planet he can hide. He's known everywhere.

I'm betting he will override the Catholic stigma against suicide, and give his Beretta a blowjob.

[Nathan]

I'd say more life ending...

There's nowhere on the planet he can hide. He's known everywhere.

I'm betting he will override the Catholic stigma against suicide, and give his Beretta a blowjob.

If he hasn't already.

[Captain Russ]

It'll all end in tears, a Beaver with a gun, and Mel's nipples hurting when he twists them.

[Timothy225]

Nah. IMHO, he'll go into hiding for some "treatment" and in about a year or two, we'll watch as Hollywood welcomes a calmer and sober Mel back with open arms.

Ah, Tinseltown, a fickle mistress ye be!

[Nathan]

I'm not so sure. I think he's either leaving the country or eating a bullet.

[V]

Nah. IMHO, he'll go into hiding for some "treatment" and in about a year or two, we'll watch as Hollywood welcomes a calmer and sober Mel back with open arms.

Ah, Tinseltown, a fickle mistress ye be!

And he'll get a People cover with him jumping in the air...

"He's BACK!"