ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Nathan]

Bourbon sounds better...

Usually does. A good margarita every now and again is refreshing.

[V]

Never had bourbon or scotch.

Then I fear you have not lived...

Pity... you were coming along so nicely.

Nathan... I have Pellegrino water in my fridge if I require refreshment. I drink to get hammered.

[Ed Hocken]

Bourbon margarita?

[Matt]

SCOTCH IS MY LIFEBLOOD.

That's it, Cass. You're done.

[V]

SCOTCH IS MY LIFEBLOOD.

That's it, Cass. You're done.

Christian Bale done? Or just done.

[Abraham Smashington]

IM GETTING DRUNK IN T-MINUS 35 MINS

[Nathan]

I drink to get hammered.

I wouldn't know anything about that.

[Timothy225]

Punching out to go out to dinner and watch Red! Talk to y'all later!

[V]

I wouldn't know anything about that.

I revel in my alcoholism.

God hates a quitter!

[Abraham Smashington]

I drink to get hammered as well. WOO ALCOHOLISM!

[Nathan]

God hates a quitter!

Can't argue with that. It's always happy hour somewhere.

[Ed Hocken]

Remember, it's always 5 PM somewhere in Russia.

[Lisa]

Cause I am a cheap drunk. I can have a couple of wine coolers before I feel it. One margarita and I am buzzed.... Two and everything becomes hysterical.

Welcome to the party, pal.

Jeez, it's like you and I have the liqour constitution of Native Americans.

Ahhhh, my people. I'm the official Two Drink Maximum. One of my most embarrassing drunk moments was under the influence of just two really strong gin and tonics. But the one thing I've been lucky about is, I can always feel when it's getting to be too much (which is normally when I'm just a little over halfway through that second drink), and I always manage to stop before anyone has to pour me home. The other thing that's lucky is I'm a totally happy drunk - I never get maudlin or hostile. Quite the opposite - booze makes everything hilarious!

[Ed Hocken]

Damn straight

I'll never forget my grandmother telling me one time at a dinner just recently that one of the few times she ever drank. She apparently starting talking in a british accent. I laughed to myself since I would do that on occasion, just slip into random accents.

[Lisa]

We must party together and be silly on very little alcohol, that's all there is to it. I got buzzed on the two gin and tonics at Bar #1, and then made a pass at the bouncer going into Bar #2 - two of the friends I was with had to pull me off of the guy! That was with the ABC crew, because ABC was the drinkin'est company I've ever worked for! Of course, before we left Bar #1, I cornered two of my male co-workers who were on their way into the mens' room with the ever popular, "I LOVE YOU, MAN!!! You're my FRIENDS! And we're always gonna hang OUT together...." routine, while they desperately tried to get away.