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  • #346
    Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
    We've been potty training and tonight was the first time number two happened. She got scared by the plop and started crying. I wanted to say "it's okay, we all get scared by what is happening in the bowl from time to time" but instead just cheered and clapped.
    YAY!

    Now try to do that while your wife does it.
    BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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    • #347
      hahah, congrats to your baby's first poop.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #348
        Ok, we quit potty training way back in winter because my wife realized she didnt want our kid using public toilets during cold and flu season so we're hitting it hard again now. I don't know if two and half is too late to really go at it but here we are. Weirdly, she's okay with pooping but still doesnt want to pee in the toilet.

        Aaanyway, yesterday she did a poop so big that I had to use the plunger afterward. At two and a half years old! So proud.

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        • #349
          Haha. Legit laughed out loud.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #350
            It's a sign. Your daughter is destined for greatness.

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            • #351
              Kicking off vacation with some food poisoning! I hope it's done by the time I get on a plane in eight hours!

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              • #352
                Enjoy Vegas, Grave, and hope you're feeling better, dawg!

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                • #353
                  Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                  Kicking off vacation with some food poisoning! I hope it's done by the time I get on a plane in eight hours!
                  BOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #354
                    Feels like I just got split in half. I don't know how women deal with childbirth.

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                    • #355
                      Drugs.
                      Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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                      • #356
                        Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                        Feels like I just got split in half. I don't know how women deal with childbirth.
                        Well first off they don't shit them out so there's that.
                        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                        • #357
                          There's more than one hole down there?!

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                          • #358
                            We went and got Ramen on Friday. I got a bowl of spicy tenkotsu (sp) with pork belly.

                            That shit came out bright red and bubbling like the fires of Mount Doom. I got about halfway in before the heat got me. That night looks like I was shitting tomato paste.

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                            • #359
                              Yum to the food. Boo to the description.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #360
                                Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                                There's more than one hole down there?!
                                Must spread rep yadda yadda.
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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