Boarding while pooping

[Nathan]

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[Matt]

Someone broke the seat so that it's only connected to one hinge. Nice.

[PHEDG]

Better than it cracked and pinching your ass.

[BillyG]

One time I sat on a seat I didn't know was cracked. It pinched the fatty part of my leg and had a horrible blood blister.

[Timothy225]

Worked with a guy who was so heavy he broke the seal between the toilet and the bathroom floor. Then he flushed.

The horror... the horror.

[BillyG]

Chocolate pie sliding out with ease.

[gravedigger]

Worked with a guy who was so heavy he broke the seal between the toilet and the bathroom floor. Then he flushed.

The horror... the horror.

How is this I don't even

[Chris Miller]

Got the Galaxy S3. Makes boarding while pooping very nice indeed.

[Timothy225]

Grave, he weighed near a quarter ton at his heaviest, about 400+ lbs. How do I know this? I was present at the weighing in - we had a special scale used for weighing large shipments of film before sending out to customers. Dude got on the scale and we damn near shit ourselves. He also had a "meat apron", big ol' tummy that hung out quite a bit.

Anyway, he accidentally ruptured the seal for this one toilet in one of the employee bathrooms. When flushed, this milky white water would ooze out from where the toilet met the floor. It was fixed a day or so later, but the memories were burned into the brains of everyone who saw it.

[Martin]

Tim, when this guy shits, they call it "goin' Alabama".

[Timothy225]

You ain't wrong, Martin.

Seriously, the guy's a hell of a nice guy. He's about 30 now, he has lost some weight (I think he's in the low 300's now), and he's strong like ox (dude can lift a couple hundred pounds like I can lift a styrofoam cup). His brother is a tall, skinny, drink of water who resembles Rob Zombie, drove a beat-up hearse he was "restoring" (he could work magic with Bondo), and left the company soon after I did to get a job making video/dvd covers for low-end porn distributors. No idea what he's doing now.

[Matt]

Been a bad day. This is my 4th time on the pot. Not sure what I ate or when I ate it, but my system is in the middle of purge mode and it ain't fun.

[gravedigger]

Get on Hulu & watch last night's episode of Parks and Rec. they address a serious bout of food poisoning and it's one of the funniest scenes they've ever done. Poop.

[gravedigger]

Allow me to briefly overshare and say those Charmin wet wipes are LEGIT.

[gravedigger]

What's the deal with that thing where you're 10 minutes from home & suddenly your body is all "okay, we've been waiting for this all day. LET'S GO POOP!"? And then it's a race against the clock?