Boarding while pooping

[Lisa]

It's my opinion that you will, AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU TELL ME MY OPINION IS WRONG!!! I WON'T SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO IT. I WILL HAVE MY OPINION ACKNOWLEDGED AND RESPECTED!!!!!

I WILL KILL YOUUUU!!! YOU WILL GO FACE DOWN IN THOSE MASHED POTATOES AND THEN POOP THEM OUT WHILE BOARDING!

Ya'll need to go play laser tag and hash this shit out.

I would win that battle! As long as the arthritis in my knees isn't acting up and I could run and dodge, yes, I'm confident, I would totally win!

It was a joke. God damn everybody's so fucking sensitive.

I'M NOT SENSITIVE!!! WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK HERE SO I CAN TELL YOU I'M NOT SENSITIVE OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

(No worries, Josh, it's cool! <3 you too!)

[B_Metal]

I would win that battle! As long as the arthritis in my knees isn't acting up and I could run and dodge, yes, I'm confident, I would totally win!

I'd rampage your face off. You have no idea.

[Lisa]

(*Perks up*) Ooooh, is that laser resurfacing? The best salons charge a pretty penny for that!

[Lisa]

See, this is what you do! Crank one out, wash your fucking feces covered mitts and THEN post among decent people... and everyone else in this thread.

You know, Ingrid repped me for this (haaay, girrrl!) - which just goes to show, the small handful of women on this board are the only ones with any class. And with clean phones and computers.

[B_Metal]

Ingrid repped you in attempts to conceal her board-pooping habits. The cheese stands alone.

[Captain Russ]

Call me when you have no class

[Ingrid]

Ingrid repped you in attempts to conceal her board-pooping habits. The cheese stands alone.

Sorry, dude. I don't have time to board while pooping, even if I wanted to. I'm like a ninja with my bathroom time, stealthy and fast.

[Captain Russ]

Approach it like Ripley: get in, get out, get to minimum safe distance.

[B_Metal]

Suuuuuuuuuure.



RE:Ingrid

[Timothy225]

Sorry, dude. I don't have time to board while pooping, even if I wanted to. I'm like a ninja with my bathroom time, stealthy and fast.

I imagine a shakuhachi flute plays as you rush in to the bathroom, then on the way out, as Nathan only sees the bathroom door open and close real fast.

[Nathan]

Thar be whales here!

[Lisa]

Thar be whales here!

Now Ingrid won't be able to post anymore from that computer!

[Chris Miller]

This toilet paper is so soft, sometimes I don't know if I'm really getting the job done.
-Turd world problems.

[Matt]

This toilet paper is so soft, sometimes I don't know if I'm really getting the job done.
-Turd world problems.

Better too soft than too rough. What we have here at work is akin to sandpaper.

[Timothy225]

Been using roll-less toilet paper lately. Nice, soft, absorbent. Just wish a roll would last a bit longer, but y'know, turd world problems.