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  • #331
    Pavlov's Bowels

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    • #332
      Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
      What's the deal with that thing where you're 10 minutes from home & suddenly your body is all "okay, we've been waiting for this all day. LET'S GO POOP!"? And then it's a race against the clock?
      Don't know, but let me tell you. You BETTER win that race.
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • #333
        DYING.

        http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-most...46301/@maxread

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        • #334
          "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises that seem to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin indefinitely. If that's not bad enough, I have one more major problem. The privacy screen stops right around shoulder level. I am sitting there, a disembodied head, in the back of the plane, on a bucking bronco for a toilet, all while looking my colleagues, competitors, and clients directly in the eyes.

          SO GOOOD.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #335
            Pretty sure the guy before me had a shit weasel. It's an explosion of blood in the bowl. Not good.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #336
              Why was this ever a thread?
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #337
                because some of us have to poop Russ. WE CAN'T ALL BE LIKE YOU WHO DOESN'T POOP.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #338
                  It's just business, nothing personal.

                  I'm sure you can glean my choice in that old poll.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #339
                    http://deadspin.com/a-treasury-of-yo...ign=thursdayPM

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                    • #340
                      Hi.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #341
                        It's that time of year again:

                        http://deadspin.com/time-for-your-wo...ies-1681086660

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                        • #342
                          hahahaha
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #343
                            We've been potty training and tonight was the first time number two happened. She got scared by the plop and started crying. I wanted to say "it's okay, we all get scared by what is happening in the bowl from time to time" but instead just cheered and clapped.

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                            • #344
                              Yeah, thus far the only success we've had has been with the peeing. And even that has been few and far between. Still holding out hope to have it more regular by her second birthday...

                              But, for real, congrats on the milestone, Grave!
                              Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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                              • #345
                                Much congrats on your daughter's first deuce, Grave! Here's to many more!

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