Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

I'd wear one if it made my balls sweat less. Also check your FB V.

[V]

So fucking hot, already dreading it months out.

A keffiyah is always in good taste... especially in Texas.

[B_Metal]

So fucking hot, already dreading it months out.

[Matt]

I remember what the Summers in Houston were like. Yes.

[B_Metal]

I'm just telling you, it's so hot here in August that leaving the house without ice on your balls is putting future generations at risk.

[Matt]

Fair enough. I'm just telling you, it's more like 5-6 months up here.

[B_Metal]

I'm just telling you what I'd accept. This is a negotiation not open mic night.

[Matt]

3 months? 3 MONTHS??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh, if it were ONLY 3 months...

[B_Metal]

I'd trade 3 months of snow for our annual FACE OF THE SUN hot August.

[Matt]

You can have our snow.

Yes, that's right. Snow. We're supposed to get SNOW tonight...possibly 4 inches.

I hate this state.

[B_Metal]

YANKEE WUSSIES!

Lolz Seriously, great stuff.

[Ed Hocken]

"Sure there are 49 other states in the union, but they're smaller, wussier, and the people talk funny."

[B_Metal]

THAT SPELLS TEXAS!! lol

[V]

Starts with 'Tex' and ends with 'Issss'!

[B_Metal]

Texas is the reason......
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Rad.

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Lulz, Silly V, there's no such thing as being to proud of Texas. DUH!!