*Not hyperbole*
The opening credits of Watchmen will do the following:
1) Cure sexual disfunctions of all kinds.
2) Give you a serious case of the swass/douche chills.
3) Invade your personal space and ask for an Andrew Jackson for the lap dance it hasn't even done yet.
4) Shake your hand then steal your car and go on a 3-week bender in TJ. But it will refill the tank before returning it.
5) Make an arbitrary and unfunny list of things it will do for you because it ROCKS THAT FUCKING HARD.
6) Kill that Jonas Bros. movie.
The opening credits of Watchmen will do the following:
1) Cure sexual disfunctions of all kinds.
2) Give you a serious case of the swass/douche chills.
3) Invade your personal space and ask for an Andrew Jackson for the lap dance it hasn't even done yet.
4) Shake your hand then steal your car and go on a 3-week bender in TJ. But it will refill the tank before returning it.
5) Make an arbitrary and unfunny list of things it will do for you because it ROCKS THAT FUCKING HARD.
6) Kill that Jonas Bros. movie.
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