New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Captain Russ]

He'd have made a great Tin Tin. This looks bizarrely generic.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, at least Momoa dropped out. No way I could take him seriously in that role.

[Abraham Smashington]

This is in no way the WORST thing ever. The SEQUELS to the original are. Jury is still undecided on this one. That being said, the original will always be there, this looks to incorporate way more of the violent shit from the comics, and while there is no Michael Wincott to be seen (Huston ain't Wincott), the Skaaaaarsgarrd looks fine. The comic version of Eric looked like what people thought was cool in the 80s , Brandon Lee's version looked like what people thought was cool in the 90s, and this looks like what people think looks cool now. Nothing wrong with that.

[Timothy225]

Saw the trailer earlier, and I can't wait for this. Kind of want to watch this on my TV too, just to keep the film's ambiance, y'know?

[Abraham Smashington]

This looks fucking fantastic. I'm in.

[Timothy225]

An alternate reality where The Crow is filled with MTV Vjs, sounds like a fun time lol.

JJ Jackson as Sergeant Daryl Albrecht! Mark Goodman as Top Dollar! Matt Pinfield as Gideon! Kurt Loder as Funboy!!!

And introducing.... Jesse Camp as Eric Draven/ The Crow!!! "It can't rain all the time, brah!"

[Captain Russ]

It's due to this discourse I am going to listen to "See You Around" on my lunch break

[Abraham Smashington]

An alternate reality where The Crow is filled with MTV Vjs, sounds like a fun time lol. And that's awesome Tim. Tabitha was great

[Timothy225]

Damn right she was, Russ. I did get to ask her a question re: how much influence the media has on politics and why independents don't get as much exposure as the Big Two, and she responded. So I have that going for me. Which is nice.

[Captain Russ]

Soundcloud Crow just looks goofy as hell. It SHOULD be Jesse in the lead and Dave Holmes as Top Dollar's horned up brother (in a subverted expectations bit of casting).

The '94 film was a much loved fluke.

Tabitha Soren agrees, I'm sure. She was fine as hell, Tim.

[Timothy225]

Jesse Camp? Holy late 90s MTV VJ's, Batman!

Seriously, it felt like someone walked over my grave when you typed that name, Rob. Which kind of ties in, because y'know, The Crow and shit.

Takes me back to the time I tried to ask Tabitha Soren out for coffee after a presentation she hosted at one of the local colleges, but her "escort" politely declined my request. WHY YOU GOTTA REMIND ME OF MY HEARTBREAK, RERB?!? (puts on The Crow '94 soundtrack, rolls himself into a ball, rocks back and forth as "Big Empty" plays).

[Abraham Smashington]

as a tattoo it's not the woooorst idea, but whoo boy they're really gonna have to sell this in a way that almost ignores the first one as much as possible....Dude can act and is a better choice than Momoa but still think the time has passed for this remake. We all know that Jesse Camp would have made the best Crow. lolol

[Captain Russ]

Lol. New Crow looks like a Soundcloud rapper.

The nipple face tattoo is this year's "Damaged" choice of Hollywood ink

[Abraham Smashington]

This looks good but I hope it isn't a Utopia type ripoff. I got major Utopia vibes from this but otherwise, I'm good and will check it out with no further trailers.

[Abraham Smashington]

Lol. New Crow looks like a Soundcloud rapper.