New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Abraham Smashington]

I still prefer the second one over the first one but yeah, scuttlebutt is that this is gonna piss a bunch of people off. I still refuse to read spoilers about it though. I am still gonna check it out. Why not? It's free.

[Captain Russ]

From what I hear it will make the Thorn films look like sparkling examples of the craft by the virtue of how discordant it all is in its assembly and execution.

Should have just cut the tether after the first one. The coof smothered it in the crib.

[Anderson]

OK Troy, more spoilers needed. What the hell is the KEEEEEEEEEEEEERAZY Halloween Ends plot point?

It's not crazy so much as by Friday night, it's probably going to ruin the movie for 70% of you people.

[Captain Russ]

Disguised as another dude

[Abraham Smashington]

Michael Myers is actually Laurie Strode who is actually Dr. Loomis.

[BillyG]

OK Troy, more spoilers needed. What the hell is the KEEEEEEEEEEEEERAZY Halloween Ends plot point?

[BillyG]

Just read about Living starring Bill Nighy. A not quite remake of Kurosawa's Ikiru. I haven't seen Ikiru in like...15 or 20 years? But it left an impression on me I've never really forgotten. I love Nighy so I hope this is good.

[BillyG]

Absolutely ridiculous. Will definitely order some food and make cocktails to watch this.

[Abraham Smashington]

Lol. Chucky is a bitch. Bring on Megan.

[Anderson]

Yeah it looks amazing. But LULZ to Pratt's comment about the voice from a year ago "I've been working hard on it, and you won't be prepared for it.." or some shit like that.

Cut to it being just his voice.

Jack Black sounds like he's having fun. But if Billy is right and this is a musical I'll be sad.

those clips had to have been really recent, because Jack Black was wearing the shirt he had on at Louder than Life last week. Great fucking show BTW.

I went and checked, friend took a pic of him bowling at Vernon Lanes wearing the same shirt and it looks like an Omni Hotel room so he had to have shot that spiel in town.

[Abraham Smashington]

If that's all it is, I'm fine with it. I just don't want a full blown musical. I still hold out hope that's not the case.

[BillyG]

Jack Black sounds like he's having fun. But if Billy is right and this is a musical I'll be sad.

You hire Jack Black so he can have multiple songs.

[Abraham Smashington]

Slumberland.

Looks like it could be fun. Wish it wasn't Momoa but whatever. I loved Little Nemo as a kid but this feels cheapish. Looks/feels like Hook-lite but without Spielberg behind the camera.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah it looks amazing. But LULZ to Pratt's comment about the voice from a year ago "I've been working hard on it, and you won't be prepared for it.." or some shit like that.

Cut to it being just his voice.

Jack Black sounds like he's having fun. But if Billy is right and this is a musical I'll be sad.

[Anderson]

Mario trailer looks really, really good.

Can't wait to see how they fuck it up.