New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Captain Russ]

awww man, I wanted a sequel to the one with Milla.

Deux parts? En Francais?

Innerdasting

[Martin]

It's Paul W.S. Anderson's 'masterpiece'. It's the one film of his where everything really comes together perfectly.

Sir, that masterpiece was Event Horizon.

[Matt]

I was so glad I took a chance on that one after you mentioned it. It was a ton of fun and that sequel could have been awesome.

It's Paul W.S. Anderson's 'masterpiece'. It's the one film of his where everything really comes together perfectly.

[Abraham Smashington]

I was so glad I took a chance on that one after you mentioned it. It was a ton of fun and that sequel could have been awesome.

[Matt]

I'm so mad we never got more of the steampunk film, agreed.

That said, this new trailer looks promising. Nice and gritty. Also, Eva Green.

[Abraham Smashington]

awww man, I wanted a sequel to the one with Milla.

[Abraham Smashington]

Aww man, I wanted more John Cena, Bumblebee and Hayley...

Shit man, this is like the 5th reboot of this series it feels like. Nothing tops the first one except the 3d shit in the third one. Bumblebee was the shit. I wanted more Bumblebee.

[Timothy225]

Trailer was... interesting, and of course, gave away what looks like 2/3rds of the film. (insert my usual "trailers that show WAY too much" rant)

Hoping this is a good horror/comedy, if only because I don't want what might be Ray Liotta's last film to be a turkey.

[Abraham Smashington]

I dunno, I can see old Raimi doing it, but not gonna lie, I kind of liked that trailer but the bear was the least interesting part. The cast alone looks like it's worth a rental at least.

[Matt]

This should have been a Sam Raimi film.

[BillyG]

That's an incredible cast, but the tone is totally off. They should have gone more horror than lolz look at the coked out bear. And if you're going for horror comedy and use White Lines you're going to make me think of Shaun of the Dead, and your film will immediately feel lesser.

[Matt]

Meh. Not feeling it.

[Abraham Smashington]

New Mario trailer.

Still looks great, still wish Pratt wasn't Mario.

[Martin]

Here's the movie we all really want to see:

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Here's hoping the film is only 15 minutes of setup followed by 90 minutes of pure frenzied grizzly carnage. I want scenes of the bear charging with blood and blow all over its face while hunters unload rifles into it with no effect.

I’m sadly guessing we’ll get a 90min setup and 15min of fun.

[BillyG]

Yeah, she's definitely an interesting choice for director. Willing to give her a shot since she's not done much so far. Neil Marshall feels like he just pissed of anyone that doesn't work at HBO. I don't know how he wasn't getting 25m budgets all day long after Doomsday.