New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Abraham Smashington]

Enemy Mine is fucking awesome.

YEAH.

And I got ZERO Enemy Mine vibes from that. If anything it seems like a "smarter" Roland Emmerich film. WHAT IF MAN WAS THE CAUSE OF THE EXTINCTION EVENT OF THE DINOSAURS AND IT WAS LAZERS AND FUTURE TECH. Now if Adam Driver gives birth to a baby dinosaur? Then we got a stew a'cookin.

[Martin]

65 is "what if enemy mine, but better?"

Enemy Mine is fucking awesome.

[BillyG]

65 is "what if enemy mine, but better?"

[Ingrid]

Can’t do the Scream movies. I’ve never been able to handle scary shit. So 65 is probably out for me as well, but it looks fucking awesome.

[Martin]

FUCKIN NICE

[Abraham Smashington]

SOMEONE GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

[BillyG]

This is a simple idea that totally works. I am in for this. I liked the last one WAY more than I expected.

[Abraham Smashington]

I totally forgot we're on number 6 of these movies. But I dig the vibe and love the logo.

[Martin]

Like who the fuck puts a movie in a mine salt?

[Matt]

Dude compared to everything he did, it’s actually a masterpiece.

Also, Milla androgynous and her lack of acting skills weren’t forced on us.

Only wish we had a gory Director’s Cut….

Sounds like the scoured the earth to try and find the lost footage. Sounds like they've given up hope, which is unfortunate.
EVENT HORIZON is very close to being a legit movie. It's a solid premise that just feels hamstrung by edits.

[Martin]

Dude compared to everything he did, it’s actually a masterpiece.

Also, Milla androgynous and her lack of acting skills weren’t forced on us.

Only wish we had a gory Director’s Cut….

[Abraham Smashington]

Event Horizon suuuuuucks. Decent idea ruined by a super shitty execution.

[Martin]

I OBJECT!

[Matt]

Sir, that masterpiece was Event Horizon.

EVENT HORIZON is a close second for me behind THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

[Timothy225]

They had me with Eva Green. Looks terrific and can't wait until next year.