New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Martin]

If anything Pine is so far the last guy id see as a bard.

[BillyG]

Sarah has multiple D&D groups, and she's trying to bring all the people in Houston together for a big get together at Alamo or something for it. She's always like "omg look at this owlbear! I can't believe Chris Pine is a bard, it's genius."

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm all in.

[Abraham Smashington]

I still want to see this. Look like a bunch of fun.

I just really like Chris Pine and if I'm not getting more Star Trek, gimme this instead.

[BillyG]

Paul should play Fred Savage in The Wonders Years biopic. Really just screw people up.

Also, wtf Ari Aster...

I don't know what in the fuck to expect, but I can't wait to see this.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

Paul should play Fred Savage in The Wonders Years biopic. Really just screw people up.

Also, wtf Ari Aster...

[FilmNerdJamie]

Cage should play Paul from The Wonder Years in the Manson biopic too.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, that looks great. All I need now is Cage to play Brian Warner in the biopic for Marilyn Manson.

[Matt]

Renfield looks like so much fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LmO6rmDW08

agreed, it does. Getting a good LOVE AT FIRST BITE vibe.

[BillyG]

Renfield looks like so much fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LmO6rmDW08

[BillyG]

Naw dude. I liked the Netflix TCM too. People that wanted some "elevated horror" bullshit are idiots. Kill more Austin gentrifiers, Leatherface. I am hoping we get a Jane Levy cameo at least.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm in obviously (I'm the asshole who enjoyed that shitty Netflix Texas Chainsaw) but goddammit if I'm not bummed that Jane Levy isn't back.

That box grater thoooooooo

[BillyG]

https://youtu.be/smTK_AeAPHs

Evil Dead Rise


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes

[FilmNerdJamie]

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