New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Abraham Smashington]

Neat and last thing I'll watch on this. I'm in.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

B_Metal is this the Bigfoot movie you were talking about? If so, I'm in lol.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll watch this as I love King Kong BUT I just want this shit done so we get our fucking METAL GEAR SOLID MOVIE.

[Abraham Smashington]

Never change Russ.

[Captain Russ]

Lesley is going to either LOVE this or HATE this. It could go either way. I do not care either way. She loves Twister like I love Hackers. If they came out with a sequel to HACKERS called HACKERERS I'd be down. I can't shit on this too much.

Allow me...

No Dusty.
No buys.

No Bill.
No buys.

THIS IS A NON SUCK ZONE

[FilmNerdJamie]

Couldn't finish Twister.

But this looks like a blast.

[Abraham Smashington]

Lesley is going to either LOVE this or HATE this. It could go either way. I do not care either way. She loves Twister like I love Hackers. If they came out with a sequel to HACKERS called HACKERERS I'd be down. I can't shit on this too much.

[Abraham Smashington]

lol. You know what, you're right. I did not think of the Jake. I need to put myself in the Jake's shoes. *puts on the Jake's shoes* "Oh shit, this is what it feels like to be ripped, rich, and having a good time? Not surrounded by death? Don't have to be nice to people who are assholes? I could get used to this." *takes off the Jake's shoes* Fuck, I want to be in the Jake's shoes all the time.

[Captain Russ]

Jake needs his money though for all the PEDs he's been blasting. Won't anybody think of the Jake?

[Ingrid]

Yet another remake/sequel that no one asked for. SMH

[Abraham Smashington]

If this was a secret Bad Santa crossover that would be fantastic.

[Captain Russ]

Hahaha, I mean, they rule. But in a fun everybody-is-too-blind-drunk-to-fight sort of way.

The only explanation for a Dalton here is if Willy from Bad Santa is coming back for more free drinks and shit and Brian Callen is unavailable.

[Timothy225]

I have a friend who has a mini tiki bar in his backyard that he opens up during the summer, and lemme tells ya, the rowdiness that goes on there! I mean, sometimes they stay up until 11 PM! On a school night, no less! And you MAY hear the occasional cuss word, too! And the girls might wear bikinis! And they have alcohol there! Real barnburners, those tiki bars!