The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILERS!)

[V]

So we're talking 2, 2.5 inches at best?

How, pray... do you know how big Devin's gizmo is?

[Ed Hocken]

I really don't want to go into it. That's what the lawyers are for.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'm pretty sure I've been involved in a nerd dick-measuring contest too during my IESB days. So truthfully, I'm a hypocrite for making fun of others...

...but fuck it!

[BillyG]

I want Levitt to play SCARFACE.

Your womb is SO polluted.

[Ed Hocken]

I want Levitt to play CONDIMENT KING.

You sunofabitch

[Fil]

The movie jumps 50 years into the future, JGL is playing Terry McGinnis.

[Ed Hocken]

John Slattery as Derek Powers

You're welcome, America

[Howard]

The movie jumps 50 years into the future, JGL is playing Terry McGinnis.

CAME

[FilmNerdJamie]

John Slattery as Derek Powers

You're welcome, America

Thank you, Sir. May we have another?

[Captain Russ]

So...how inflated is this cast?

It's like Munchausen's fucking airboat up in this bitch.

[Anderson]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand with this a new game of "NU-UH!"

Variety says Levitt is playing Alberto Falcone. EW says he isn't.

*Draws a line in the sand*

EW's wrong. Purposefully wrong, because Time Warner thinks they were able to contain the leak.

What I want to know is how are the two people that we don't know about.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Assumed that too.

Just like them conveniently getting Cavill as the cover story awhile back and having the tiniest of blurbs on Amazing Spider-Man in that same issue.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Bullshit or not?

[Abraham Smashington]

Ugh. viral shit is getting stupid.

[V]

Ugh. viral shit is stupid.

Um... yes. Blame yourselves. Your insistence on instant gratification. Your 20 second attention spans. Your lack of patience.

*sigh*

The futures. I weeps for them.