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  • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
    So we're talking 2, 2.5 inches at best?
    How, pray... do you know how big Devin's gizmo is?

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    • I really don't want to go into it. That's what the lawyers are for.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • I'm pretty sure I've been involved in a nerd dick-measuring contest too during my IESB days. So truthfully, I'm a hypocrite for making fun of others...

        ...but fuck it!
        Originally posted by Ari
        The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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        • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
          I want Levitt to play SCARFACE.
          Your womb is SO polluted.

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          • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
            I want Levitt to play CONDIMENT KING.
            You sunofabitch
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • The movie jumps 50 years into the future, JGL is playing Terry McGinnis.
              "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG

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              • John Slattery as Derek Powers

                You're welcome, America
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • Originally posted by Fil View Post
                  The movie jumps 50 years into the future, JGL is playing Terry McGinnis.
                  CAME
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                    John Slattery as Derek Powers

                    You're welcome, America
                    Thank you, Sir. May we have another?
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • So...how inflated is this cast?

                      It's like Munchausen's fucking airboat up in this bitch.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
                        Aaaaaaaaaaaand with this a new game of "NU-UH!"

                        Variety says Levitt is playing Alberto Falcone. EW says he isn't.

                        *Draws a line in the sand*

                        EW's wrong. Purposefully wrong, because Time Warner thinks they were able to contain the leak.

                        What I want to know is how are the two people that we don't know about.
                        My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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                        • Assumed that too.

                          Just like them conveniently getting Cavill as the cover story awhile back and having the tiniest of blurbs on Amazing Spider-Man in that same issue.
                          Originally posted by Ari
                          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                          • Bullshit or not?
                            Originally posted by Ari
                            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                            • Ugh. viral shit is getting stupid.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                                Ugh. viral shit is stupid.
                                Um... yes. Blame yourselves. Your insistence on instant gratification. Your 20 second attention spans. Your lack of patience.

                                *sigh*

                                The futures. I weeps for them.

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