The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILERS!)

[B_Metal]

Might be fake so take with a grain of salt.

[FilmNerdJamie]

People running with this deserve to be punched in the dick by Mike Tyson.

I can't wait for Dark Knight Rises either - loved Batman Begins and Dark Knight. But this reeks of hit-whoring bullshit. Anyone remember that "leaked" teaser in front of an audience a couple of weeks ago?

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[B_Metal]

Yeah, I kind of feel dirty just linking it, but figure if it's already out there most will find it soon anyway.

[Howard]

I'm actually surprised it hasn't leaked yet (the actual trailer).

[Captain Russ]

EVERY HERO HAS A JOURNAY

NOT EVERY HERO HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON GORDON'S WIFE

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[Captain Russ]

Batmang rises.

Bane waddles.

[Timothy225]

Interesting. Very, very interesting.

[Ed Hocken]

I need the real deal as I can't tell who the fuck is lying on the bed.

I want answers on my desk, ASAP.

[Captain Russ]

Oldman is mumbling on the bed about Batman.

Then stuff happens. And Bane waddles menacingly toward Diefledermaus.

[BillyG]

Blocked

[Captain Russ]

Don't worry, Billy.

Leaks are all on buttcam anyway. Just be a good Potterfag and you will be justly rewarded.

[BillyG]

Sigh looked on phone and yanked already.

Fuck Potter.

[Timothy225]

It was pretty much a given that I'd see this in the theater anyway, regardless of the trailer (would that more trailers were teasers like this), so it is what it is. Kind of glad there was no Hathaway as Catwoman in this, as I kind of want to be surprised and see onscreen in full costume.

Still, WB loses Harry Potter this summer, Nolan's Batman next summer... hope Superman can measure up.

[Captain Russ]

*Looks like an angry sea otter at Billy*

*raises replica Potter wand*

*FUCKYOUTOOACUS*