The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILERS!)

[Captain Russ]

How dare I? Dr. Stupid. HOW DARE I?

Seriously, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

You are grabbing for a brass ring that isn't even there.

I'll try to attribute my outrage to the appropriate offender in a more clearly defined manner next time.

For them, absolutely.

For Batman, not so much.

Well, good. Now that that's settled. Can we laugh at how awful the cinematic version looked when those aged make-up pictures leaked?

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'll try to attribute my outrage to the appropriate offender in a more clearly defined manner next time.

[Ed Hocken]

To quote one pot-addled towel

"I have no idea what's going on"

And now back to the movie.

[Captain Russ]

What is wrong with the grey-haired kid's nose? And why is he fighting Kid Hitler?

That is terrible. The artist should feel terrible.

[Timothy225]

I do not anticipate the day the first look of Cavill gets out and my having to mod elsewhere. Apparently the new suit will be similar to the new design in the comic.

Really, really wish DC and Siegel/Shuster's families would fucking settle this already. That new costume is dull as fuck.

[V]

Um... Superman is dull as fuck.

Reeve's dead. Routh blew it. Cavill... Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, WHY is this even a topic of discussion?

Let it fucking die already...

[Captain Russ]

Get your spaceboy shenanigans outta Gotham.

Doesn't he have his own sterile clownshoe city to protect?

[BillyG]

Everyone get the shitty ass Superman talk out of the badassmothafucka Batman thread please.

[Timothy225]

OK, so what sort of vehicle will Batman be tooling around in for the new flick? A new Batmobile design?

[Captain Russ]

Pod and wing are my uneducated, unwashed heathen guesses.

[BMichaelKrol]

For them, absolutely.

For Batman, not so much.

If Nolan somehow aped the epilogue to Harry Potter I would buy five tickets to every movie that man ever made after that. And then I'd wash his car.

And for the record, the epilogue in the book stank, as did the ending of Deathly Hallows.

[FilmNerdJamie]

OK, so what sort of vehicle will Batman be tooling around in for the new flick? A new Batmobile design?

Nolan's a huge pogo stick fan...

And for the record, I suck.

[Ed Hocken]

I would have gone with autogyro.

[Matt]

Bathovercraft

[B_Metal]

Batpublictranspo amidoinitrite?