RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[FilmNerdJamie]

Confirmed? No.

But who the Hell else would he be? Yes, he would work as Perry (Wet Hot American Summer as Exhibit A...) to be fair.

[gravedigger]

Man, if Meloni is Luthor I'll get in line right now. That'd be fucking awesome.

[Captain Russ]

A Luthor who smears mud on his ass, fondles his sweaters, and humps the fridge is the Luthor we need.

[Ed Hocken]

The role of Otis will be played by a can of Mixed Vegetables.

[V]

The role of Otis will be played by Ed Hocken.

repaired for ultimate lulz...

[Ed Hocken]

So long as I get Hockenberg, it'll be alllllllllll right.

[FilmNerdJamie]

The role of Otis will be played by a can of Mixed Vegetables.

I love you, man.

[Ed Hocken]

*tips his cap*

[FilmNerdJamie]

Meloni won't be humping refrigerators as Luthor, but as a General.

[Captain Russ]

Well, there goes the dream.

[V]

Will he dress as Sven is all I want to know...

[FilmNerdJamie]

We could still get the scene where he first sees flying people with superpowers and that causes him to start seeing talking cans of mixed vegetables.

[Anderson]

I've been really digging to get info. WB bitches are telling me Meloni isn't just a general. He's either Sam Lane or John Corben.

If he's Sam Lane, I don't see it.

John Corben...I can see.

[V]

that causes him to start seeing talking cans of mixed vegetables.

dressed like Ned Beatty...

[FilmNerdJamie]

I've been really digging to get info. WB bitches are telling me Meloni isn't just a general. He's either Sam Lane or John Corben.

If he's Sam Lane, I don't see it.

John Corben...I can see.

Corben and Luthor having smaller roles, eh? SEQUEL SET UP!