Shitty Films You've Seen in Theaters

[Trejo]

I'd include Mr. Bean's Holiday as I saw it in theatres, but I pissed myself silly for like 10 minutes after the fake i.d. gag.

Infact, I still laugh just thinking about it.

[nerdious dorkus]

Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.

[Ari]

X-Men 3. Oh, and Cloverfield.

Neither of those belong here. I am not going to defend them, but they both have some fantastic elements to them.

Van Helsing. God, how did I forget that abortion.

[nerdious dorkus]

Neither of those belong here. I am not going to defend them, but they both have some fantastic elements to them.

That's because you were still coming after we walked out of the theater.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.

You know what, YES.

I went to the midnight screening of that flick. And the opening hooked me in HARD. And then....nothing but boredom.

[Ari]

Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.

Yeah, you know what? I was thinking about putting that on here, and the more I think about it, the more I have to agree with it being here.

Super-baby my ass, Singer.

[V]

Also, Superman Returns. Fuck you! Did anyone NOT fucking read Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?! GAH.

I have a signed copy! YAY ME!

'Hannibal Rising'...

Both the book AND the movie! They had an epic fucking cast! Actors with SKILLZ!

Dominic West, Rhys Ifans, Kevin McKidd, RICHARD FUCKING BRAKE!

And they bring in this French yutz to play Lector? Fuck you, you fucking fucks! I hope Dino D. and his brood die of scurvy.

[nerdious dorkus]

The only "element" of Cloverfield that was remotely "fantastic" was the viral marketing...until it produced JACK SHIT.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yep. I kept watching that movie and wishing there were zombies instead of a stupid creature. The HOST was better.

[nerdious dorkus]

I have a signed copy! YAY ME!

Of what? All the Myriad Ways?

[nerdious dorkus]

Yep. I kept watching that movie and wishing there were zombies instead of a stupid creature. The HOST was better.

Concur'd! Just the scene of the policeman? tripping was aces.

[V]

Of what? All the Myriad Ways?

No... a hardcover of 'N-Space'.

It's in that anthology.

[Ed Hocken]

Saw Daredevil twice in the theater, no justification.

[Ari]

The only "element" of Cloverfield that was remotely "fantastic" was the viral marketing...until it produced JACK SHIT.

WOMP

The creature is awesome and the subway scene was fun as hell.

But yeah, The Host was better.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, I haven't seen Ari WOMP in a dog's age.