Shitty Films You've Seen in Theaters

[BillyG]

Alice in Wonderland.

[Matt]

THE RELIC.

FUCKING RAGE. RAGE at what was done to this awesome book. RAGE.

[Howard]

2007: Damn, this year sucked. I saw 30 Days of Night, Ghostrider, Halloween, AVP 2, I am Legend, and Shrek 3. I think 30 Days of Night wins for this year.

2008: Indy and the Crystal skull wins, hands down. Hancock, The Happening, and Jumper are all runners up, but Indy just breaks my heart.

As for past years that I can remember: Halloween 6, The Lost World, Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, Undercover Brother, LXG, Planet of the Apes, TMNT3, and I'm sure there are plenty more I'm forgetting.

Not the worst movies to see in the theater by any stretch of the imagination. Undercover Brother, in particular, I will admit to being surprised to see on your list. I will tolerate no ill speaking of Undercover Brother.

Truely awful movies? Pure Luck. Don Juan DeMarco. Nixon. (Oliver Stone's flick)

[V]

Godzilla 2000...

but not that the movie sucked. It don't.

It pissed me off because it came out on disc a month after I saw it.

[Ari]

Yeah, I saw The Relic as well.

Also, Species 2.

[Matt]

Remembered more:
'Shrek'
'Shrek 2'

Thankfully I got to miss the third one. RAGE.

[Abraham Smashington]

FUCKING RAGE. RAGE at what was done to this awesome book. RAGE.

THAT. That book kicked so much ass. The movie was just pure ass.

[BillyG]

ID4. God I was a stupid kid.

[Trejo]

VALENTINE'S DAY.

Fin.

[Abraham Smashington]

ID4 = GREAT

Saw that shit like 10 times in the theater.

[Ari]

I forgot about the American Godzilla.

And Howard, I came so close to walking out of Undercover Brother. That film is easily in my top 5 worst pieces of crap I've ever paid to see.

[Howard]

That film is easily in my top 5 most underappreciated comedy movies ever produced in America.

Fixed. Ari, Ari, Ari. You're scaring me. Don't make me go Kurt Russell and demand a blood test.

[Martin]

Maximum Risk (Van Damme...)
The Quest (Van Damme...)
Speed 2: Cruise Control aka the movie that made me puke in the theater.
Species 1 and 2
The Relic
Indiana Bitch and the Crystal Cunt
Volcano
Shrek 2

and the winner:

FREDDIE GOT FINGERED


And if Avatar the worst movie you saw, you haven't seen enough movies yet.

[nerdious dorkus]

What I don't get is ID4 and Shrek hate.

[Abraham Smashington]

Species was one of the movies that I got to see with my dad in the theater that involved me with a giant boner and feeling very awkward the whole time. Just like True Lies.