Shitty Films You've Seen in Theaters

[Ed Hocken]

So glad I never got around to watching Superman: Returns.

[Martin]

I'm telling you guys...

Tcheky Karyo and Jurgen Prochnow!

You can't lose!

Fuck, you people could give an aspirin a headache!

We all lost. These 2 are counterbalanced by Freddie Prinze Jr and his retarded sidekick Matthew Lillard. It's null. Add the so called Tiger aliens, who looked like burned cats:


Add space technology that makes today's seem high-tech (I know they wanted to re-create submarines battle, but there's a limit. These asshoels had WW2 technology), a shitty story, and you have one bad movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT'S HOW THE KILRATHI SHOULD HAVE LOOKED

*edited for spelling.

[Matt]

Kilrathi. Come on, Rob. You were a fan of the video games just like me. You know how it's spelled.

[Ed Hocken]

I would have accpted "Giant Lion Puppet People".

[Abraham Smashington]

I HAVE DYSLEXIA.

[Ed Hocken]

It's offical, Rob doesn't know how to read.

[V]

I remember trying to watch 'Wing Commander' on Sci Fi a few years ago. I think that I turned it off after 5 minutes. I've never regretted that decision.

Ok... but I think if the movie had Ginger Lynn getting all holes filled with space cock, you people would be on it like a bum on a bologna sammitch!

Now that I think of it... so do I!

[nerdious dorkus]

Watch your grammar, Rob, otherwise I'll start calling you RobEd.

[Ari]

Looks like Nerdious hates all the good movies. Cloverfield was fun. Not great, but fun. Superman Returns, while pretty slow, is still better than shit like Alien Ressurection.

Do you guys know the distinction between being underwhelmed and seeing an atrocious piece of shit? Because when I hear stuff like Avatar, War of the Worlds or Cloverfield being THE MOST WORST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN, you need some perspective here. It's quickly becoming a "movies that dissappointed you" thread, which is different.

THANK YOU GOOD SIR!!!

I've got one more to add; Mortal Kombat 2. I paid $1.50 to see that in theaters and I still want my fucking money back.

[Matt]

Ok... but I think if the movie had Ginger Lynn getting all holes filled with space cock, you people would be on it like a bum on a bologna sammitch!

Now that I think of it... so do I!

Absofuckinglutely.

[nerdious dorkus]

For those who thought Cloverfield was fun, did you follow the viral marketing? I did. All the way down to trying to find out how Slusho was part of it. I followed the hype and was excited right up till I saw the flick.

Also, BWP did POV better.

[Abraham Smashington]

The pay off was weak.

[Ari]

I'm adding The Haunting (Liam Neeson couldn't save that wreck) and The Blair Witch 2.

I'd put the first Blair Witch on here, but I still think that movie was a pretty good idea, and the last shot is still freaky.

I guess I could put all 3 prequels on here, but I think those belong in a pure disappointment thread.

[Martin]

THANK YOU GOOD SIR!!!

I've got one more to add; Mortal Kombat 2. I paid $1.50 to see that in theaters and I still want my fucking money back.

Same here, BUT I PAID FULL PRICE!

I'm adding The Haunting (Liam Neeson couldn't save that wreck) and The Blair Witch 2.

I'd put the first Blair Witch on here, but I still think that movie was a pretty good idea, and the last shot is still freaky.

Haven't seen BW 2. but the first one is precisely like you said. One good 5 miuntes ending. That's it. The rest is garbage. But it was a novely.