Shitty Films You've Seen in Theaters

[nerdious dorkus]

No... a hardcover of 'N-Space'.

It's in that anthology.

That and All the Myriad Ways. Myriad Ways is out of print and a bitch to find. I have both though. Also, I hate you.

[Captain Russ]

One day long ago, I drank too much.

I proceeded to make three poor decisions over the course of that day: hang out with a friend who has the shittiest taste in movies, deciding to drink more with he and his friends, and then going to see WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD.

Oh yeah. The hangover lasted a week. It was for my own good.

[nerdious dorkus]

Yep. I kept watching that movie and wishing there were zombies instead of a stupid creature. The HOST was better.

That's why I enjoyed the fuck out of Diary of the Dead.

[Ed Hocken]

Ghost in the Shell 2

Movie pissed me off so badly, first time I realized how anime is really shitty for the most part.

[Ari]

Shit, I haven't seen Ari WOMP in a dog's age.

Ari WOMP is a great film, but Ari WOMP: In a Dog's Age is a goddamned masterpiece.

[V]

Ari WOMP is a great film, but Ari WOMP: In a Dog's Age is a goddamned masterpiece.

Wasn't the European release titled 'Ari WOMP II: Womp Harder!'

[Ari]

Wasn't the European release titled 'Ari WOMP II: Womp Harder!'

It was Ari WOMP II over there because the other Ari WOMP sequel was never released in Europe.

Womp Harder is part 3 in the states.

[Ed Hocken]

Wasn't the European release titled 'Ari WOMP II: Womp Harder!'

Wasn't that the Fulci cut?

[Ari]

Wasn't that the Fulci cut?

The Fulci cut was called The WOMPING of Ari's Eye Splinter.

[Ed Hocken]

Hmm, Giallo Ari. Who knew?

[Abraham Smashington]

The Fulci cut was called The WOMPING of Ari's Eye Splinter.

I <3 you.

[Howard]

Let me also add these atrocities: Both Tomb Raiders, Doom, Virus, Ghost Ship (the beginning was the only good part), Little Nicky, and goddamned Wing Commander.

Damnit Ari. This is another unappreciated comedic treasure.

I'd put Alien Resurrection on here too. Come on, the big alienbaby-hybrid was mindblowingly stupid. Even Pearlman couldn't save that wet vile of bloody acid cum.

Neither of those belong here. I am not going to defend them, but they both have some fantastic elements to them.

You said it best.

[Martin]

Looks like Nerdious hates all the good movies. Cloverfield was fun. Not great, but fun. Superman Returns, while pretty slow, is still better than shit like Alien Ressurection.

Do you guys know the distinction between being underwhelmed and seeing an atrocious piece of shit? Because when I hear stuff like Avatar, War of the Worlds or Cloverfield being THE MOST WORST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN, you need some perspective here. It's quickly becoming a "movies that dissappointed you" thread, which is different.

[Martin]

And don't take it personally Nerdious. It's just that there's a lot of good/great movies you named. Stuff not like Indiana Jones.

[Abraham Smashington]

Cloverfield is a shitty movie.