New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Bobby Bear]

BOBBY AND I AGREE!!!!!!

Haha, we're not that out of sync with each other normally...

Are we?

I'll instead take that Star Wars porn parody kay thx.

I wasn't advocating that, dude! I was being sarcastic about the prospect of a Snyder'd-up Star Wars. I'm in line with Tim and Rob's angle on remakes - I'm not nearly as easily angered by them in general as some fans are - but the thought of such a remake... ugh.

[Martin]

I was joking. But I'd take that porn parody over the new trilogy anyway, and I heard that it was crap anyway. But I gotta see it...

[Martin]

What's the work with Snow White and the Hunstman?

Cause while I never gave a shit about the Twilight bitch and Snow White in general, teh cast alone makes me want to see this. I like Charlize, and the Hemsworth was good so far.

I mean, the 7 dwarves are played Ian McShane, Bob Hoskin, Ray Winstone, Eddie Marsan and Nick Frost??????

[BillyG]

I think it looks awesome. Which is not at all what I expected my opinion to be.

[Martin]

I expected shit like Mirror Mirror, not that. It looks good.

[teledork]

I mean, the 7 dwarves are played Ian McShane, Bob Hoskin, Ray Winstone, Eddie Marsan and Nick Frost??????

Wait....what?

McShane and Co are the dwarves?

Hehehehehehehehehehehheehehehheheeheheh. I'm on this like white on rice.

[Bobby Bear]

I was joking. But I'd take that porn parody over the new trilogy anyway, and I heard that it was crap anyway. But I gotta see it...

Oh, sorry. I only realized how potentially ambiguous my post was after it was submitted.

As sarcastic as I was about the prospect of Snyderwars, the guy would probably cast Stephen McHattie as a Grand Moff, which is a-okay by me, especially if he channels his Deep Space Nine Romulan ambassador persona...

"They're on Dantooine."
"It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEE!!!"

[IggytheBorg]

I dislike the remakes because they take money & other resources away from worthy projects on NEW material that I KNOW are out there to turn a cynical buck. Also, w/ very rare exceptions, they suck. SO they're effectively a waste of those resources. And like Tim, I was gonna say that, even though I am intrigued by the new Spidey reboot, I don't see why the Peter Parker Parents angle couldn't be incorporated into the existing story line somehow. They're using the Lizard, a new villain, anywway. Why not advance the already existing storyline a bit?

[B_Metal]

What's the word on this one?

[Timothy225]

The word is... I'mma gonna see that. I'mma gonna see that HARD.

[gravedigger]

Uh, that looks pretty bad-ass.

[B_Metal]

It looks pretty damned good, but weird I'm finding it on youtube and haven't heard of it anywhere else.

[Captain Russ]

Saw Gerry Butler back in December plugging this on BBC shows.

Looked intredasting. Fiennes looks fucking scary.

[Anderson]

What's the word on this one?

I'm in the middle of reviewing it now. Best Shakespeare adaptation since Titus.

[Timothy225]

I'm in the middle of reviewing it now. Best Shakespeare adaptation since Titus.

No shit? I LOVED Titus, so this must be mandatory viewing.