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  • I'd fucking LOVE a SW movie where JCVD is Han.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • I- I don't know how to respond, Rob.

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      • I need to remember to whip up a PS job in regards to this sometime this weekend.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • He wouldn't even shoot Greedo. He'd just do a split kick. EPIC.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • We wouldn't be able understand a fuckin word.

            Just have Martin do the dubbing.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
              And where the fuck is my Elric movie? They were promising us an Elric movie by now!
              +1. Del Toro needs to being ELRIC to the screen in a major way.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • Naaavigating hypurrspace isn't like dussting craaaps, boy. Waaatch yursself orr yurr goanna find yursself floating hoam.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • Originally posted by Chris Knight Shyamalan View Post
                  Naaavigating hypurrspace isn't like dussting craaaps, boy. Waaatch yursself orr yurr goanna find yursself floating hoam.
                  Beat me to it. Brill.
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • Martin, you have you orders. You have the capability of recording a message.

                    You know what you have to do.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • I'm going to direct a remake of "Gone with the Wind" with all of Will Smiff's chilren's but it'll be street so it's gonna be called "Out wif a breeze."

                      FFS HOLLYWOOD?!?!
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • If any of this actually comes to pass, I will fly to your dwelling and make you watch what you have wrought.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • Now that I've thought about it, I probably should not give Hollywood bad ideas. I mean they got shit tons of their own bad ideas so I shouldn't be clogging up the process.
                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • I hope they eat the pyramid of Colon Blow you just provided.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • Seriously I thought to myself, "Self, what could be the shittiest idea ever?" I then answered myself "Self, something with all of Will Smiff's kids, something considered somewhat classic, and make that something more urban and rename it slightly."

                              I then punched my own testicles for having thought of that abomination.
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                              • I'm still chuckling like an idiot over "Will Smiff".
                                I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.


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