New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd fucking LOVE a SW movie where JCVD is Han.

[Timothy225]

I- I don't know how to respond, Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

I need to remember to whip up a PS job in regards to this sometime this weekend.

[Abraham Smashington]

He wouldn't even shoot Greedo. He'd just do a split kick. EPIC.

[Ed Hocken]

We wouldn't be able understand a fuckin word.

Just have Martin do the dubbing.

[Matt]

And where the fuck is my Elric movie? They were promising us an Elric movie by now!

+1. Del Toro needs to being ELRIC to the screen in a major way.

[Matt]

Naaavigating hypurrspace isn't like dussting craaaps, boy. Waaatch yursself orr yurr goanna find yursself floating hoam.

[Nathan]

Naaavigating hypurrspace isn't like dussting craaaps, boy. Waaatch yursself orr yurr goanna find yursself floating hoam.

Beat me to it. Brill.

[Ed Hocken]

Martin, you have you orders. You have the capability of recording a message.

You know what you have to do.

[B_Metal]

I'm going to direct a remake of "Gone with the Wind" with all of Will Smiff's chilren's but it'll be street so it's gonna be called "Out wif a breeze."

FFS HOLLYWOOD?!?!

[Captain Russ]

If any of this actually comes to pass, I will fly to your dwelling and make you watch what you have wrought.

[B_Metal]

Now that I've thought about it, I probably should not give Hollywood bad ideas. I mean they got shit tons of their own bad ideas so I shouldn't be clogging up the process.

[Captain Russ]

I hope they eat the pyramid of Colon Blow you just provided.

[B_Metal]

Seriously I thought to myself, "Self, what could be the shittiest idea ever?" I then answered myself "Self, something with all of Will Smiff's kids, something considered somewhat classic, and make that something more urban and rename it slightly."

I then punched my own testicles for having thought of that abomination.

[IggytheBorg]

I'm still chuckling like an idiot over "Will Smiff".