New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking lulz to that commercial posted earlier in the thread.

"Did you have any formal art training?"
"No..."


it shows Rob, it shows.

[BillyG]

Room 237 finally comes out on March 29th. I am so damn excited.

[B_Metal]

GI JOE RETALIATION

PUH-LEEEEASE, we all know that's The Rock's show.

[gravedigger]

The good Captain is correct in all things.

[Captain Russ]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

That shows sucks more ass than she ever did.

[BMichaelKrol]

He has Sasha Grey eyes.

And by that I mean he looks like he is dead inside.

Obviously, you missed the sixth season of Entourage, sir.

[Captain Russ]

Still looks asleep there too.

He needs another 12 Monkeys. Something to break this tedious streak of shitshows.

[gravedigger]

Wonder how long it'll take before he snaps out of it. Or does he?

GI JOE RETALIATION

[Captain Russ]

Well he can't stand jimmyhats and keeps cloning himself the old fashioned way, so I have a feeling it's a financial obligation at this point to squint in between naps.

[B_Metal]

I just wonder, is he doing what he does by choice. Or have those around him convinced him he's actually doing good work. It would make a great episode of Oprah if he were confronted about it. I sense no couch's would get jazzercized on.

[Captain Russ]

I was almost convinced he was turning it around with Moonrise Kingdom and Looper.

Then the trailer for that fartbomb happened.

I can forgive Expendables Part Douche, as the obligation to hang out with a sentient ballsack that sports Ed Hardy tattoos might be fun for the stories to tell the folks back home, but GET IT TOGETHER SQUINTS.

[B_Metal]

Wonder how long it'll take before he snaps out of it. Or does he?

[Captain Russ]

He has Sasha Grey eyes.

And by that I mean he looks like he is dead inside.

[FilmNerdJamie]

They have to frequently open his eyes digitally.