New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

Late last year he showed signs of life. Now he is the Keith Richards of the Rolling 80s Action Stones.

[B_Metal]

Has anybody checked Bruce Willie for an actual pulse lately?

[Captain Russ]

Bruno gotta eat. It takes more kilocalories than you'd expect to sleepwalk through films.

[B_Metal]

But guys, Yippie Ki Ya Mother Russia....... Yeah, I got nothing.

[Captain Russ]

You would be correct.

The release date was no false flag.

[Matt]

I sense...sarcasm.

[Captain Russ]

I for one am shocked.

[Matt]

So yeah...it looks like DIE HARD 5 sucks. Troy or Jamie, have you seen it yet?

[Captain Russ]

Ugh.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm sure I'll see it too (on blu) but nothing in the trailer peaked my interest for the most part. I liked Monsters Inc. for what it was, but that and A Bug's Life don't do much for me.

[Martin]

I sadly see the shit out of this (kids..)

[Matt]

Because nothing says Pixar like Motley Crue. Underwhelmed.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't get why this is even a thing. Should be Direct-to-DVD

[Abraham Smashington]

eh...

[FilmNerdJamie]

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