New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Matt]

I didn't.

So yeah. Wolfmother.

[Abraham Smashington]

I laughed.

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[Timothy225]

It was a given that I was going to see Machete Kills, as I liked the original and Grindhouse quite a bit despite whatever flaws existed. Posters like this one are just extra gravy.

[Matt]

ok, now THAT is a poster to get me interested in the film.

[Timothy225]

Annnnd.... tickets bought.

[Timothy225]

Meh. Crom laughs at you AND your Four Winds. (goes back to sharpening his sword, ponders Riddle of Steel)

[Captain Russ]

And I am the ghost of Bill Rehnquist, here to throw the phantompoop from my Ectocooler diet onto all your fucking desks.

[Martin]

and I AM the law.

Yes Matt. You are the Law.

The 1995 Judge Dredd Law, that is.

I'm the 2012 Dredd Law.

Oh snap.

[Matt]

and I AM the law.

[Anderson]

Says the man with a gif avatar.

Oh yeah... I WENT THERE, TROY!

It's different when I do it. I'm above the law.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Be...*Shatner pause* my asshole, B_Metal!

[B_Metal]

Yeah WTF Troy?!? What kind of asshole has a gif for an avatar.......

[FilmNerdJamie]

I want to lock the both of you in a room with a pistol with only one bullet.

Life must find a way to stop the gif bombing.

Says the man with a gif avatar.

Oh yeah... I WENT THERE, TROY!

[B_Metal]

Jamie started it!!!! /5yearold