New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Anderson]

I want to lock the both of you in a room with a pistol with only one bullet.

Life must find a way to stop the gif bombing.

[FilmNerdJamie]

[B_Metal]

[Captain Russ]

He and Wayne Newton should hang out more often.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Gays can eat vagina too. Stop being so narrow minded Jamie. FFS

[B_Metal]

Gays can eat vagina too. Stop being so narrow minded Jamie. FFS

[FilmNerdJamie]

Michael Douglas is known for his strict diet of vagina.

[B_Metal]

As if I didn't already.

[FilmNerdJamie]

You'll believe Michael Douglas is gay.

[FilmNerdJamie]

The new Kevin Smith animated film has a new trailer out.

Jesus wept....

Figures he would like it.

[B_Metal]

Rating R for the Rock fucks your mother in his sleep.

That's not what you had originally put. Editing for a cheap laugh? Low brow Jamie, very low brow.

I approve.

[BillyG]

Stoker was good, but not up to anything in the Vengeance Trilogy. Or even Thirst. Matthew Goode is TERRIFYING in it. It has problems though, I mean the "coming of age" ending for Mia Wasikowska just made no sense whatsoever. I tried rationalizing the last 20 minutes of the movie in about 10 different ways and none make sense. So ultimately it's a gorgeous movie with a really good performance (Mia) and an incredible performance (Goode) but is hollow as shit.

[B_Metal]

Well of course that's what I'm hoping for. Am I wrong for thinking it odd that there's no rating yet?

[FilmNerdJamie]

Rating R for the Rock fucks your mother in his sleep.

[B_Metal]

Good to know. Let me know if you hear anything about GI Joe. The lack of a rating this late is kind of odd and has me leery as to the edit. It just seems late in the game for no rating.