Human Centipede

[Abraham Smashington]

And only Tetsuo had "decent" acting.

[nerdious dorkus]

Isn't there a Japanese dude in this, which would make it not racist even though the fucking guy probably dresses like a weeaboo and so the evil scientist did it just to get him to shut the fuck up about bishoujo and stuff [/more racism]

Correct. He's the mouth of the centipede, if you will.

[nerdious dorkus]

ok, what's the premise of 'Splice', then? More shit eating?

Splice is about mixing animal DNA with human DNA.

[nerdious dorkus]

Nope. I like Tetsuo. Meatball was ridiculous and Machine Girl was retarded. But I've seen them all and can enjoy pieces of them.

I agree. I just find Human Centipede to be intriguing but mostly disgusting.

[V]

Splice is about mixing animal DNA with human DNA.

When in doubt, just remember that Loverboy song...

"Pig And Elephant DNA Just Don't Splice"

ALSO:

You guys are fags.

"Boo hoo! This movie is disturbing! Waa! It's too intense!"

Well, life sucks... wear a helmet.

fags.

[Matt]

Splice is about mixing animal DNA with human DNA.

'Species'?

[Ed Hocken]

I was just about to say, Splice is more akin to Species. It has nothing even closely related to Human Centipede.

[Abraham Smashington]

Pretty much.

[Abraham Smashington]

Thank you.

[nerdious dorkus]

Note to self: DO NOT ASK ABOUT VIN'S PORN STASH.

[V]

Hey!

Vin's whack stack is well... semi-normal, but not filled with hentai or goro or that other sick AZN shit.

I vote we change the name of Asia to "Continent Of Sick Motherfuckers"

[Ed Hocken]

For what Vin has done for this country, he's entitled to any goddamn porn he wants so long as it is not illegal.

[BillyG]

For what Vin has done for this country, he's entitled to any goddamn porn he wants so long as it is not illegal.

Ed, you're taking all the fun out of visiting the dingy basement of questionably legal videos.

[Matt]

As long as his fetish doesn't involve sex with goats that are on fire, I'm cool.

[Ed Hocken]

Well Billy, there are just lines you don't cross: Beastality, child pornography, that sort of thing.

Everything else, fair game.