Human Centipede

[BillyG]

I would begrudge Vin, or any man, nothing but the child stuff. That's just sick. But if a lady and a stallion, or a man and a melon, form a special bond who are we to judge?

[V]

Goats on fire, eh?

Hmmmm...

*opens new browser window*

[nerdious dorkus]

Russ, what did you think of the flick?

[Captain Russ]

Unworthy of such a fantastic name and all of the hype was unjustified.

[B_Metal]

This is available for comcast customers with "ondemand." I don't care to see it but it may save you the trip somewhere Rob.

[Captain Russ]

That's how I saw it.

It may redeem itself in front of an audience that is "speaking in vowels" drunk though.

Standing on its own two legs, it is a Saw movie at best.

[Abraham Smashington]

So HC3 is set to have a 500 person human centipede. Fucking dying at the thought of this.

[Ari]

I just watched the 2nd one.

I mean, I just made an awful mistake and sat through 90 minutes of pure garbage.

Needless to say, I'm pretty much done with this series.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't expect this to be good, but I'm a competitionist dammit and I will watch the third one.

[Ari]

Here, I have decoded what you really mean:

The Human Centipede films are the only things that make my penis move nowadays.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Ari]

A bus with a 40 person human centipede on board.

[Timothy225]

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of how a 500 person human centipede would even work. From 3 in the first flick to 12 in the last - there's no logical progression. Why 500? Why that number?



"These are the things I must know!"

[B_Metal]

I blame porn gang bangs. They skyrocketed from 12 to 60 to whatever the top number is now. Not that I know a lot about porn gang bangs or anything.