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  • #1

    Human Centipede

    http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/323...ls-slither-out

    Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain.
    YES PLEASE.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
    Tags: 2 cups 1 rob, ariportman centipede, howard = prime beef, nerdious is autistic, nerdious is racist, portmanzenberg, rob is a grand wizard!, shitsammich, whack stack ftw!
  • #2
    How bizarrely awesome.
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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    • #3
      Haha, and now CHUD has a story about it. Took em long enough.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_vp...layer_embedded
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        WOW... my mind has just been raped. Ari we need to see this WTF movie when it goes straight to DVD.

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        • #5
          How hard up for a gig do you have to be to spend long days face locked to another persons ass. Bwahahahahahaha
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #6
            It a job and somebody has to do it.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
              How hard up for a gig do you have to be to spend long days face locked to another persons ass. Bwahahahahahaha
              Some people do this without getting paid.
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                Some people do this without getting paid.
                Give me PORTMAN* and I sure as hell would.


                *She is so angelic that I shall now only refer to her in caps by her last name
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                  Some people do this without getting paid.
                  AND enjoy it. Not I. Others. *looks around and points at Ari*
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Great tag
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ari View Post
                      Give me PORTMAN* and I sure as hell would.


                      *She is so angelic that I shall now only refer to her in caps by her last name
                      Your centipede name would be Portmanzenberg.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Howard View Post
                        AND enjoy it. Not I. Others. *looks around and points at Ari*
                        This sounds rather suspicious.
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #13
                          Howard does it, he just doesn't enjoy it. He goes somewhere else in his head.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                            Your centipede name would be Portmanzenberg.
                            This works. I get to be the tail though.
                            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ari View Post
                              This works. I get to be the tail though.
                              Obviously. That's why your name is at the end. Unless, Sarah was...I just threw up a little in my mouth.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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