Human Centipede

[Matt]

Seriously, though. Someone that's seen this: How is it that the girls can't tear/rip/cut their mouths off from their 'food' sources? PM me if you don't want to spoil it in here.

[nerdious dorkus]

also, for the record I've seen Machine Girl. IT's fucking retarded but was entertaining for the most part just because it was so FUCKING RETARDED.

And plus, tempura arm.

[Abraham Smashington]

Please don't spoil it here. And yes nerdious. I've seen the new trailers. Unless there is one you're specifically talking about, your point is moot.

[nerdious dorkus]

Seriously, though. Someone that's seen this: How is it that the girls can't tear/rip/cut their mouths off from their 'food' sources? PM me if you don't want to spoil it in here.

There are no spoilers. It's all in the trailers. The evil doctorb plans to cut off their limbs and he staples their mouths to the others' asses.

[Abraham Smashington]

And plus, tempura arm.

The acting still sucked. Which is what you were bitching about to begin with. seriously man, you're on the Ed Fail Train here.

[nerdious dorkus]

How am I on Ed's level?

It's just a fucking observation. FFS. I'm nowhere near Ed's level of fail.

[Matt]

There are no spoilers. It's all in the trailers. The evil doctorb plans to cut off their limbs and he staples their mouths to the others' asses.

Staples can be ripped/torn out. BELIEVE ME, there would be some tearing on my part before mealtime.

Here's something else: WATER. It seems to me that, the further down the centipede line that you go, the less water you're going to get from your meal of shit.

[BillyG]

Matt wants to see this movie so damn bad.

[nerdious dorkus]

Matt wants to see this movie so damn bad.

Nah. It seems like Matt is trying to rationalize why flick exists. Rob is fellating it.

[BillyG]

I'm with Rob. I want to see it bad. I'm just getting a kick out of how poor Matt is so conflicted is his interest in the movie's science and not wanting to watch shitmouth for 90 minutes. I honestly feel bad for Matt. His curiosity is going to lead him down a dark path.

[Abraham Smashington]

How am I on Ed's level?

It's just a fucking observation. FFS. I'm nowhere near Ed's level of fail.

Because you came in here slamming the acting while saying that Machine Girl is fine. It's a double standard, and I just want you to admit that.

[Ed Hocken]

Here's something else: WATER. It seems to me that, the further down the centipede line that you go, the less water you're going to get from your meal of shit.

They said the film was medically accurate, so there will be some science BS to explain it.

Either way, only way I'll watch any of this is through the Cinema Snob. I'll live vicariously though him.

[nerdious dorkus]

Because you came in here slamming the acting while saying that Machine Girl is fine. It's a double standard, and I just want you to admit that.

TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF FLICKS, SIR. FFS.

And I just said it was an observation. After seeing the newest trailer, I just feel disgusted.

[Shit Dickface]

They said the film was medically accurate, so there will be some science BS to explain it.

five bucks says they enema one end and put water in the other and just hope the fuckhead in the middle doesn't swell up like a balloon

[Abraham Smashington]

TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF FLICKS, SIR. FFS.

Fucking copout.