What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ed Hocken]

I watched Closer for Movie Moan, damn that was a good movie. And Clive Owen was amazing.

The fact that nudity was cut, such a travesty. Still, Ari must have been a happy camper that day.

[Howard]

I watched Closer for Movie Moan, damn that was a good movie. And Clive Owen was amazingly hot.

The fact that nudity was cut, such a travesty. Still, Ari must have been a happy camper that day.

Please tell me that wasn't your first time seeing?

[Ed Hocken]

It was. I never got around to seeing it in theaters. I've got a thing where I'm very leery to see a movie about relationships.

[Ari]

Watched Billy Wilder's The Apartment. God damn, I was expecting a good film, but the greatness that my eyes were witness to blew my fucking mind. This flick is must watch viewing for everyone here. Seriously, I wasn't expecting such issues as adultery and suicide from the film. I feel like a moron for never having seen it before.

And I still get bonerz thinking about Closer.

[Howard]

For shame Ed. Curious, how do you rank Closer and Eternal Spotlight?

[Ed Hocken]

You mean Eternal Sunshine? Haven't seen it. Like I said, and as irrational as this is. I don't want to put myself through the wringer over something I haven't really had.

I'll have to man up one of these days.

And Ari, I bet you wanted to be Clive Owen so bad after seeing that movie.

[Ari]

Fuck being Clive Owen, I wanted to be that fucking thong!

[Ed Hocken]

Well said my friend. And on the high holy days no less.

[Ari]

Today's not Yom Kippur. Next Monday.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Ed's a bad Jew.

[Howard]

Ed's number one item to ask for forgiveness? Forgetting when is Yom Kippur.

[Ed Hocken]

Haha. Ed's a bad Jew.

I never got Bar Mitzvahed, I'm non-practicing.

The funny thing is that this is pretty much all the ethnic identity I have.

Well that and my real name. It's pretty damn jewish.

[Nathan]

Kiss of Death. Nic Cage was huge. Weird twists and turns.

[Nathan]

Combat Shock is on instant view!

[Ari]

Combat Shock is on instant view!

I added it too.