What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[B_Metal]

I'll politely drop it since you acknowledged both that it was at times useful and the particular time when it is, thus reaffirming that their is a place for it, within reason of course.

[PHEDG]

My feeling is Goon will be to hockey as Blades of Fury is to figure skating.

[Martin]

Superman 1, 2, 3 and 4

Jesus fucking Christ. Only Terence Stamp saves this series from being an entire fucking fiasco.

First movie, nostalgia being a bitch, SUCKED.
Second was saved by Stamp and his croonies.
The 3rd is testicular cancer on celluloid.
The 4th is a brain tumor on the loose.

But at least the 3rd and 4th are so retarded you can't help but smile.

All in all, it really makes Superman Returns look amazing, no matter how fucking long that movie was.

This franchise needs a reboot by Michael Bay.

[Martin]

My feeling is Goon will be to hockey as Blades of Fury is to figure skating.

I'll keep that in mind.

[B_Metal]

Superman 1, 2, 3 and 4

Jesus fucking Christ. Only Terence Stamp saves this series from being an entire fucking fiasco.

First movie, nostalgia being a bitch, SUCKED.
Second was saved by Stamp and his croonies.
The 3rd is testicular cancer on celluloid.
The 4th is a brain tumor on the loose.

But at least the 3rd and 4th are so retarded you can't help but smile.

All in all, it really makes Superman Returns look amazing, no matter how fucking long that movie was.

This franchise needs a reboot by Michael Bay.

I would watch that.

[Anderson]

I would watch that.

Don't encourage really bad ideas.

[Martin]

Can't be worse than the original movies, really. If the movies have to sustain a zero-plot environnement like the previous ones, at least gimme REAL shit to smash.

[B_Metal]

Don't encourage really bad ideas.

Why not? Hollywood does it every day.

[Jan]

Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia - Holy Shit. Someone seen Guy Ritchie lately? I guess he is sitting in some corner crying about being beaten in every single aspect of Holmes.

How come this is not being talked about?!?! This has been by far the best of the whole series so far. Which is saying something in my eyes. From the opening that dissolves the cliffhanger of last season with ease ("I´ll survive!"), over the glorious montage and of their work culminating in the great hat scene, Sherlocks visual clues and gags finer than ever, Cumberbatch and Freeman on fire like Smaug up to the shakey final minute twist this has been a great ride at the beginning of the year.

And if you are not into this series for elagance, style. thrill and great characters, maybe Irene Pulver will be reason enough to give it a try:

[Timothy225]

I have yet to see an episode of Sherlock. Jan, by way of Ms. Pulver, has convinced me to rectify this ASAP.

[Timothy225]

Return of the Living Dead 2 - Been quite awhile since I watched this, and forgot how lousy a flick this was. Steeped in the shittier end of the late 80's, with acting that consists mostly of screaming and shouting one's lines, plus music totally inappropriate for whatever action is going on screen. It's forced comedy with horror bolted on, and it fails miserably. The lead actresses are cute, but annoying as hell. The lead actors are typical 80's good-looking meatheads. Al have as much range as a water pistol.

Effects-wise, the shoddiness is apparent, and I swear I could see operator's hands, wires, metal pipes, etc. on some of the zombie puppets, and make-up that looked like it was slapped on by a 5th grade art class.

Avoid.

[Shit Dickface]

I have yet to see an episode of Sherlock. Jan, by way of Ms. Pulver, has convinced me to rectify this ASAP.

it's so good. I haven't seen any of the new season but the first is great. Cumberbatch and Freeman are stellar.

EDIT: RE: Jan! Ain't out in the US yet as far as I know!

[Jan]

EDIT: RE: Jan! Ain't out in the US yet as far as I know!

That might very well be true. But there is this internet thingy I heard about....

And Ms. Pulver has an uncanny Eva-Green-Vibe that made it hard for me to leave the couch. Incredible "performance".

[Timothy225]

it's so good. I haven't seen any of the new season but the first is great. Cumberbatch and Freeman are stellar.

EDIT: RE: Jan! Ain't out in the US yet as far as I know!

We got BBC America towards the end of 2011, so we have no real excuse. Sherlock's been advertised, but I never pulled the trigger.

[Matt]

SHERLOCK is awesome. Can't wait to see that, Jan.

Saw MISSION IMPOSSIBLE GHOST PROTOCOL again. The fucker plays like gangbusters.