Braindead Radio Episode 9: Holodecks & Fleshlights

[Captain Russ]

Man...that's fucked up, Doom.

You know that shoe had feelings. Hopes and dreams. A 401k.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

lolz...

[Ed Hocken]

Why in the fuck would a shoe need a 401(k)? What in the hell kind of retirmenet is it supposed to have?

[nerdious dorkus]

Why in the fuck would a shoe need a 401(k)? What in the hell kind of retirmenet is it supposed to have?

I think Bryan needs to show you how he he treats "retired" shoes.

[Captain Russ]

Why in the fuck would a shoe need a 401(k)? What in the hell kind of retirmenet is it supposed to have?

Well, Toontown runs an odd ship, and Cloverleaf is still trying to get that highway made.

Bad times in the toon community as well, it's better to have saved from the get go. You never know when Walt's head thaws.

There'll be heck to pay. HECK I TELLSYA.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I think Bryan needs to show you how he he treats "retired" shoes.

I just sold about half of my shit...I'm down to about 50 pairs.

[Abraham Smashington]

I honestly don't think I've owned 50 pairs in the 28 years I've been on the planet. I'm dead serious.

[Captain Russ]

50?

There'd better be a pair of LA Lights in there...

[Ed Hocken]

Wouldn't be surprising if the two gay guys here had the fewest shoes.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I honestly don't think I've owned 50 pairs in the 28 years I've been on the planet. I'm dead serious.

50?

There'd better be a pair of LA Lights in there...

...Sadly I had over 200 at one point...I whittled it down to some essentials that I could never part with.

...again, sadly never had the LA Lights, as a kid or adult ...

It was an obsession, I had extra money that I should have used for more practical shit...but you live and learn I guess.

[Abraham Smashington]

I typically buy 1 MAYBE 2 pairs a year. And they are always lowtop chucks. ALWAYS. I wear those bitches down until they're falling apart. I just got my pair of chucks for the year on Monday. Woot.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I typically buy 1 MAYBE 2 pairs a year. And they are always lowtop chucks. ALWAYS. I wear those bitches down until they're falling apart. I just got my pair of chucks for the year on Monday. Woot.

For the record, I haven't bought a pair of shoes in almost a year. The last pair I bought were some chucks last March, and I'm just about due for another pair...that and I need some more dress shoes...but yeah, I have plenty of shoes for now.

[Captain Russ]

...again, sadly never had the LA Lights, as a kid or adult ...

Them shits were awesome. I am sorry for your 150 fallen comrades.

[Ed Hocken]

Where the L.A. Gear at?

[Captain Russ]

In the closet, just below the wall of Starter jackets.