What are you playing?

[B_Metal]

BUT THE LAG MAN! THE LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SRS BSNS!!!!

[Master Shake]

Bulletstorm, son.

Happening tomorrow.

Gonna be needing people throwing dudes in the air so I can dickshoot them soon (most likely this weekend).

WHO'S WITH ME

*obligatory DICKTITS goes here*

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck, that's tomorrow?

GODDAMMIT.

[V]

Fuck! I'll have to wait until the gub'mint money comes at end of month...

But judging by the comparative Xbox 360 scores of all my friends who have the demo... I don't have anything to really worry about.

[Shit Dickface]

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT BULLETSTORM AND I SPENT $300 ON A JACKET AND SHOES AND SHIRTS AND SLACKS

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

EDIT: Playing Castlevania: Lhurrrds of Shadurr right now. Finally making progress instead of getting eated by a pack of gaywolves. God, I think I'm turning into Russ.

[Captain Russ]

You paid 300 bucks for clothes?

There ain't a TV in 'em or something?

[V]

FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT BULLETSTORM AND I SPENT $300 ON A JACKET AND SHOES AND SHIRTS AND SLACKS

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

EDIT: Playing Castlevania: Lhurrrds of Shadurr right now. Finally making progress instead of getting eated by a pack of gaywolves. God, I think I'm turning into Russ.

Keep the jacket. Return the shoes and slacks. Buy Bulletstorm... OR GO TO HELL!

[BillyG]

Bulletstorm and Killzone 3 are on their way to me now, via Amazon (via Rob's pocketbook). As well as a tidy $40 in gaming credit.

Have you guys looked at the release list from now until the end of May? Jesus christ on a pogo stick. Dragon Age 2, Homefront, Crysis 2, Dirt 3, Fight Night Champion, Red Faction Armageddon, Brink, LA Noire, Duke Nukem, Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Ghost Recon Future Soldier, Deus Ex....and the fucking 3DS. All between today and May 17th. Thank god for Amazon's $10-$20 credits. Holyfuckme.

[Captain Russ]

God, I think I'm turning into Russ.

What

[BillyG]

I like that Jake bought a jacket and he lives in LA.

[Ray Abed]

LA does get RAIN, ya know, Billy. Maybe even a few thunderstorms. That's what I hear, at least.

[B_Metal]

BULLETSTORM TOMORROW!!!!!

[gravedigger]

Have you guys looked at the release list from now until the end of May? Jesus christ on a pogo stick. Dragon Age 2, Homefront, Crysis 2, Dirt 3, Fight Night Champion, Red Faction Armageddon, Brink, LA Noire, Duke Nukem, Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Ghost Recon Future Soldier, Deus Ex....and the fucking 3DS. All between today and May 17th. Thank god for Amazon's $10-$20 credits. Holyfuckme.

The only thing that really interests me in the whole list is LA Noire. That's weird, right?

[Captain Russ]

The only thing that really interests me in the whole list is LA Noire. That's weird, right?

Not at all.

It's the one that isn't another trip to the same fucking well (sequels...sequels everywhere), and actually sounds like we finally have the successor to my all-time favorite Nintendo game not named River City Ransom (Deja Vu).

[B_Metal]

LA Noire and Portal 2 are all that really interest me and Portal 2 gets a pass because it looks like they have added a substantial amount of new stuff or at least it appears that way.